Turbo sloth dork
@mthomsen.bsky.social
they/them
Proud parent of 3 wonderfully weird kiddos.
Married to my best friend for over a quarter century.
Old punk/geek.
Comics/books/news junkie
Proud parent of 3 wonderfully weird kiddos.
Married to my best friend for over a quarter century.
Old punk/geek.
Comics/books/news junkie
I was born in a town *just* on the US side of the border, and I've a cousin who played hockey professionally - he even got to hoist the cup. Can I be Canadian?
February 3, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I was born in a town *just* on the US side of the border, and I've a cousin who played hockey professionally - he even got to hoist the cup. Can I be Canadian?
Next time go for the ladle - you can put your milk and cereal right in there, then - gulp, down the hatch.
January 27, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Next time go for the ladle - you can put your milk and cereal right in there, then - gulp, down the hatch.
The humor just needs to get darker, then.
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The humor just needs to get darker, then.
just jam it all together - fruitbatshit crazy. or maybe batshit fruity?
January 26, 2026 at 4:06 PM
just jam it all together - fruitbatshit crazy. or maybe batshit fruity?
It's good you have hobbies!
January 22, 2026 at 2:35 AM
It's good you have hobbies!
So as long as the cops make some nice words, we can't offer reasonable criticism? It's entirely rational to be skeptical when all that they give us is some words, only after it affects their little gang, and to follow up with no actions.
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
So as long as the cops make some nice words, we can't offer reasonable criticism? It's entirely rational to be skeptical when all that they give us is some words, only after it affects their little gang, and to follow up with no actions.
The house has *been* on fire for a while now. It's perfectly reasonable, given the ACTIONS of the police in regards to ICE (deference at best, collusion at worst) to be skeptical of anyone in law enforcement to come out and ONLY criticize when it affects their little gang.
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The house has *been* on fire for a while now. It's perfectly reasonable, given the ACTIONS of the police in regards to ICE (deference at best, collusion at worst) to be skeptical of anyone in law enforcement to come out and ONLY criticize when it affects their little gang.
You can't even fact check this in real time because he just makes up everything. Every single 'fact' I've looked at has been just made up out of whole cloth. This is just untenable.
January 20, 2026 at 7:34 PM
You can't even fact check this in real time because he just makes up everything. Every single 'fact' I've looked at has been just made up out of whole cloth. This is just untenable.
Feel like the 2nd bit is redundant. If they're MY friends, of course they're idiots. Birds of a feather and all that.
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Feel like the 2nd bit is redundant. If they're MY friends, of course they're idiots. Birds of a feather and all that.
Failing to meet the moment yet again.
January 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Failing to meet the moment yet again.
Jokes on you, I take environmental damage even in my sleep. Stupid brain.
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Jokes on you, I take environmental damage even in my sleep. Stupid brain.
"ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah"
-Thunderstruck
-Thunderstruck
January 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
"ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah"
-Thunderstruck
-Thunderstruck
Well, hell, I honor the King once a week at least, then.
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Well, hell, I honor the King once a week at least, then.
probably because the edges of the sign are wicked sharp.
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
probably because the edges of the sign are wicked sharp.
Be the slosh you want to see in the world!
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Be the slosh you want to see in the world!
You're a celebrity to lots of us!
September 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You're a celebrity to lots of us!
I'd be down for groupie-ing like that. Show me what's good on YouTube, I'll build a blanket for on the floor and just chill.
September 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'd be down for groupie-ing like that. Show me what's good on YouTube, I'll build a blanket for on the floor and just chill.
It's a childhood thing. May or may not carry through.
September 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It's a childhood thing. May or may not carry through.
I had the cops called on me when I had a mental break. Despite being aware that I was suicidal, they drove me to the er, making jokes about me , told the ER I was on drugs (I was not) and dumped me. ER booted me on the word of the cops. Am alive today specially in spite of their best efforts.
September 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I had the cops called on me when I had a mental break. Despite being aware that I was suicidal, they drove me to the er, making jokes about me , told the ER I was on drugs (I was not) and dumped me. ER booted me on the word of the cops. Am alive today specially in spite of their best efforts.
Or buttered, if ya feelin fancy
September 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Or buttered, if ya feelin fancy
Same same! As both a fast speaker, and someone who used to audit audio at 2x speed, regular podcasts seem like everyone is just slightly stoned at reg speed.
September 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Same same! As both a fast speaker, and someone who used to audit audio at 2x speed, regular podcasts seem like everyone is just slightly stoned at reg speed.