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Avid sewist & crocheter who also loves to garden. Oh & I cuss a lot.

Baby Neo-Pagan 🌒🌕🌘
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Trying to decide if I want 2 pockets on this cross back apron or just one larger one. I'm tired of getting food on my clothes when I cook & my front soaked when I wash dishes. 😒 #homesewist
January 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I need to put plastic around my old ass windows to cut this draft but that would mean moving the sofa, the plants & the console table they sit on so I'm just gonna wrap this blanket around me & think warm thoughts. 😒🫤
January 11, 2026 at 10:20 PM
What idiot decided that women's & men's shirts have to button on the opposite sides?!?! It's a really stupid idea & now I'm always confused so thanks for absolutely nothing. 😒 #homesewist
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I did gardening math & now I'm exhausted. I did figure out what I'm growing & where stuff is going for the most part. I'm sticking to my plan this yr because last summer season was chaotic & I didn't get hardly as much out of my space.
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I just splashed flavored water in my eye & I'm 1 heartbeat away from saying fuck it & going back to bed. Seems a bitch can't be hydrated while she's doing chores now. I swear I heard whatever gremlin/goblin/chaos gnome/spirit that lives in my house giggling too. 🫤
January 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I just watched a video of my now teenager when he was little & all those yrs of speech therapy really paid off. 🙌🏾🙌🏾
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
"Is 8am too early to make a bunch of noise on a Saturday?" is a question I ask myself every weekend. Then I remember what type of neighbors I have & they don't deserve consideration they don't give. With that being said I'm off to noisily clean my apt. 😏
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Listening to The Strain read by Ron Pearlman in the pick up line. My 1st new book of the New Yr. ☺️
January 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I hope my other versions are on a different Earth that's not on this fuckery this one is on. Like there has to be a version of me not dealing with this shit & I love that for them/me. 🥲
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Every day can be like riding a rollercoaster when you have vertigo. I'm now terrified of any slight dizziness & I'm so irritated. 😤
January 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
The lavender seeds went in the freezer yesterday & I'm hoping to get good germination. Hopefully I'll have some starts of each variety to give away. ☺️ #patiogarden
January 8, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Headlights aren't just for you to see but for others to see you as well. Driving a car in fog at the break of dawn with no lights is an interesting choice. 😒
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
There should be a trigger warning for season 1 epi 4 of Alien Earth. The way Marrow is manipulating Slightly is very uncomfortable. 😔
January 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The day started off meh but it's improved & if it doesn't go bad it'll have been a great day. The little things now mean so much. 🖤
January 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Well this didn't happen because when I mentioned to the man what I was about to do he blinked at me because he celebrates the 12 days of Christmas from 12/25 - 1/06.
I think I'm gonna take the tree down tomorrow. We used to wait til 3 Kings Day because that's when it got taken down for the man growing up but for reasons that's a no. I wasn't raised with Christmas so I'm just here for the lights & other festivities & don't care.
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I would LOVE a Black woman President but I don't want 1 right after this shit show admin/regime. I'm tired of 'our' work/sweat/blood/tears for the betterment of the US & getting fucked over/sideways/backwards becuz ppl don't appreciate shit!! You ppl broke it so fix it or not your fucking choice.
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
All these germs spreading means I'm probably gonna be spending lots of time indoors. Maybe I will learn how to make sour dough this yr after all. 🤔
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
By the end of 2026 I hope to be able to do a full split. This lower back pain has got to go & I'm only gonna get rid of it by loosening my hips.
January 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
A draft dodger flippantly starting a war is dastardly business.

Anyway I'm gonna start a crochet shawl pattern because being one of the 92% this fuckery doesn't have shit to do with me.
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
My fave block blast game updated & bombarded me with ads so I deleted it. Now I'm back to watching carpet cleaning videos to zone out before bed. 🤷🏾‍♀️
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I hope all you non-vaxxed (non-medical reasons) uncovered mouth coughing mofos bump & rip off both your pinkie toenails. Y'all are the reason this shit is getting out of pocket. 😒
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Traditions are great til they make you feel trapped. I'm setting myself free of all the cooking ones starting now because honestly I actually hate cooking. I do it for survival & luckily for me I don't suck at it. Also the New Yr is gonna get me how I am no promises or dreams of improvement. 😒
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I've never taken as many pictures of myself as I did when I was on a hair journey. With that being said I'm bout to see what this camera memory can handle in 2026. ☺️
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I think I'm gonna take the tree down tomorrow. We used to wait til 3 Kings Day because that's when it got taken down for the man growing up but for reasons that's a no. I wasn't raised with Christmas so I'm just here for the lights & other festivities & don't care.
December 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Jan 1st I'm putting the lavender seeds in the fridge for 1 wk & then putting them into the freezer for 3 wks. Then they go back in the fridge for about 2 wks before I try to germinate them. 🤞🏾🤞🏾 #patiogarden
December 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM