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Mɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ Tᴏᴇᴄᴋᴇʀ
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Electric Power Geek, Hardhat Hacker, Control System Security Engineer, & .... Opinions are my own. (ಠ_ಠ) c[_] KC3GST
I was today old when I learned that the ballista can hit one square farther than it can see. All you have to do is order it to "Attack Ground".

Make sure you cancel the attack when done though, or it will just keep firing.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Windows is a service??
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
October 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
September 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I've wanted this since Dodge did it in the 90s.
September 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Gonna have to watch this again.
May 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Good stuff.
April 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The Big Short
April 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Thanks. ❤️
April 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Why on earth was this suggested?!?!
March 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hmmmmmmmmm
February 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
February 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
February 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What are the chances I'm going to get unreasonably mad listening to this on the plane?
February 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
For real.
January 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Your reminder that we live in a Simpsons episode.
January 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Strike while it's hot.
December 7, 2024 at 1:55 AM
J. The capital one.
November 29, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Remember, they put the magic smoke in at the factory, and once it's out it doesn't go back in.

#deaddishwasher
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 AM
November 27, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Bonus: Hook was voiced by Tim Curry
November 22, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Kid: Where does revenue come from?

Parent: Well, when a user scrolls through the Timeline, they are shown ads. The more a user scrolls the timeline, the more likely it is that we get paid for an ad. That's revenue.

Kid: So when Elon limits page views, he's actually limiting revenue?

Parent: Yep
July 1, 2023 at 11:13 PM