Matt King 🍔
@mttkng.masto.98degrees.co.uk.ap.brid.gy
Digital Development Director at Dusted, rider of hardtail MTB, watcher of film and TV—will do good deeds for cake.
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Whenever I hear the bridge in Raye’s “Where Is My Husband” I can’t help but break out into The Benny Hill Show’s chase theme.
#verybritish
#verybritish
February 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Whenever I hear the bridge in Raye’s “Where Is My Husband” I can’t help but break out into The Benny Hill Show’s chase theme.
#verybritish
#verybritish
I come to the same coffee shop pretty regularly. I order the same thing every time. I see other people get asked “the usual?”.
But never me.
But never me.
February 5, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I come to the same coffee shop pretty regularly. I order the same thing every time. I see other people get asked “the usual?”.
But never me.
But never me.
I say it like it’s spelt…
FEB ROO AIRY
FEB ROO AIRY
February 2, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I say it like it’s spelt…
FEB ROO AIRY
FEB ROO AIRY
Got new glasses. Strong Brick Top vibes.
January 29, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Got new glasses. Strong Brick Top vibes.
Are bath mats still a thing?
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Are bath mats still a thing?
Another #screenunseen tonight. This one includes a free birthday popcorn and drink. However I made the mistake/genius move of looking at the calorific content of the popcorn. 1000 calories! Might do myself a favour and try and stop halfway down. Good luck me.
January 26, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Another #screenunseen tonight. This one includes a free birthday popcorn and drink. However I made the mistake/genius move of looking at the calorific content of the popcorn. 1000 calories! Might do myself a favour and try and stop halfway down. Good luck me.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@kottke/115933768724919107
This was happening at the next town down from me. A few years ago they visited my street to gather on a telegraph pole.
This was happening at the next town down from me. A few years ago they visited my street to gather on a telegraph pole.
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@kottke/115933768724919107
This was happening at the next town down from me. A few years ago they visited my street to gather on a telegraph pole.
This was happening at the next town down from me. A few years ago they visited my street to gather on a telegraph pole.
Reposted by Matt King 🍔
"Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won’t talk to me. 😖"
via Mike Bales
via Mike Bales
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won’t talk to me. 😖"
via Mike Bales
via Mike Bales
PSA: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is very good. #gameofthrones #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
PSA: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is very good. #gameofthrones #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
First time I’ve noticed the #prince credit in the 1996 movie #fargo. Apparently he was gonna be in the movie but it didn’t work out, but they still credited him. https://www.looper.com/268672/the-untold-truth-of-fargo/
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 PM
First time I’ve noticed the #prince credit in the 1996 movie #fargo. Apparently he was gonna be in the movie but it didn’t work out, but they still credited him. https://www.looper.com/268672/the-untold-truth-of-fargo/
It’s my birthday!
So far I’ve lost my glasses and had to have an eye test before I could order new ones as my prescription was too old.
Joke’s on you though universe as I quite enjoy going to the opticians.
So far I’ve lost my glasses and had to have an eye test before I could order new ones as my prescription was too old.
Joke’s on you though universe as I quite enjoy going to the opticians.
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 PM
It’s my birthday!
So far I’ve lost my glasses and had to have an eye test before I could order new ones as my prescription was too old.
Joke’s on you though universe as I quite enjoy going to the opticians.
So far I’ve lost my glasses and had to have an eye test before I could order new ones as my prescription was too old.
Joke’s on you though universe as I quite enjoy going to the opticians.
Reposted by Matt King 🍔
January 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Watching Blue Velvet for the first time since I was a teenager. I really don’t remember it very well. It’s more like the memory of a fever dream so looking forward to seeing if it’s as weird as my memory of it.
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Watching Blue Velvet for the first time since I was a teenager. I really don’t remember it very well. It’s more like the memory of a fever dream so looking forward to seeing if it’s as weird as my memory of it.
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple - whet a ride! https://boxd.it/cFL95j
A ★★★★ review of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
letterboxd.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple - whet a ride! https://boxd.it/cFL95j
16 years of checking in. Still going even though it feels like I’m the only user left. #foursquare #swarm
January 16, 2026 at 8:31 AM
16 years of checking in. Still going even though it feels like I’m the only user left. #foursquare #swarm
#thebride looks decent. Maggie G struck casting gold on this. Jessie Buckley as The Bride and Christian Bale as The Monster.
Frankenstein meets Bonnie & Clyde … Boney and Died?
https://youtu.be/m8keLbjL-pg?si=oFcx-QByv3J1ALpR
Frankenstein meets Bonnie & Clyde … Boney and Died?
https://youtu.be/m8keLbjL-pg?si=oFcx-QByv3J1ALpR
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 AM
#thebride looks decent. Maggie G struck casting gold on this. Jessie Buckley as The Bride and Christian Bale as The Monster.
Frankenstein meets Bonnie & Clyde … Boney and Died?
https://youtu.be/m8keLbjL-pg?si=oFcx-QByv3J1ALpR
Frankenstein meets Bonnie & Clyde … Boney and Died?
https://youtu.be/m8keLbjL-pg?si=oFcx-QByv3J1ALpR
I’d forgotten about #npr’s #tinydeskconcert which is great really as I’ve got loads to catch up on. Air’s recent one is right up my rue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjuorGiEUS4
January 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I’d forgotten about #npr’s #tinydeskconcert which is great really as I’ve got loads to catch up on. Air’s recent one is right up my rue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjuorGiEUS4
So it seems that #cloudflare’s “Bot fight mode” completely breaks federation. Best avoided on your #pixelfed, #mastodon and I assume other AP services.
#mastoadmin
#mastoadmin
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
So it seems that #cloudflare’s “Bot fight mode” completely breaks federation. Best avoided on your #pixelfed, #mastodon and I assume other AP services.
#mastoadmin
#mastoadmin
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Just booked for #screamunseen at my local Odeon this Saturday. Hoping it’ll be 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple but it probably won’t be. 🦴
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Just booked for #screamunseen at my local Odeon this Saturday. Hoping it’ll be 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple but it probably won’t be. 🦴
Reposted by Matt King 🍔
Moon on a cold slate roof
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#moon #fullmoon #moonrise #twilight #dawn #silhouette #rooftops #urbanlandscape #Powerlines #astrophotography #lunar #MorningSky #MinimalMood #quietmoments
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#moon #fullmoon #moonrise #twilight #dawn #silhouette #rooftops #urbanlandscape #Powerlines #astrophotography #lunar #MorningSky #MinimalMood #quietmoments
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Moon on a cold slate roof
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#moon #fullmoon #moonrise #twilight #dawn #silhouette #rooftops #urbanlandscape #Powerlines #astrophotography #lunar #MorningSky #MinimalMood #quietmoments
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#moon #fullmoon #moonrise #twilight #dawn #silhouette #rooftops #urbanlandscape #Powerlines #astrophotography #lunar #MorningSky #MinimalMood #quietmoments