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Taken together, the various areas of concern speak to questions as to why Money Stuff has chosen to pursue a newsletter strategy, given the shift in sentiment around the structure, and a broader lack of clear rationale for the structure in the first place. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
MoviePass Is Back With Betting
Also a DAT SPAC, bomb bets and mispriced parlays.
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January 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Taken together, the various areas of concern speak to questions as to why Money Stuff has chosen to pursue a newsletter strategy, given the shift in sentiment around the structure, and a broader lack of clear rationale for the structure in the first place. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
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It’s astonishing that this newsletter went on for years and only came to light because someone made a dumb mistake. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Trump Media Discovers Nuclear Fusion
Also Tricolor, First Brands, vending machines and holiday videos.
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December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s astonishing that this newsletter went on for years and only came to light because someone made a dumb mistake. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
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Really good newsletters are really good at separating the signal and the noise. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Can the Lenders Stick Together?
Cooperation agreements, stock borrow costs, Midnight Madness and Spotify Wrapped.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Really good newsletters are really good at separating the signal and the noise. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
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This newsletter marks the next step in our evolution, and we believe it will better position us to navigate short-term market volatility while delivering on our vision of being the world’s leading issuer of Money Stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
AI Can Steal Crypto Now
Also Strategy, co-invests, repo haircuts and map manipulation.
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December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This newsletter marks the next step in our evolution, and we believe it will better position us to navigate short-term market volatility while delivering on our vision of being the world’s leading issuer of Money Stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
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I don’t read Money Stuff newsletters barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the ...'s in it. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
OpenAI Will Own Some Users
Thrive Holdings, portable toilets, OBR URL guessing, cat bond incentives, buffer ETFs and bioengineered meat.
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December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I don’t read Money Stuff newsletters barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the ...'s in it. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
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This newsletter is a convergence of entertainment and speculative finance. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Take the Crypto Out of the Indexes
MSCI, sports betting contagion, sports hedging, bad passwords are not securities fraud, Napster and Grok.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This newsletter is a convergence of entertainment and speculative finance. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
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This newsletter loves the fashion girlies and tries to inject a little bit of fun into the boring private equity and hedge fund worlds. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Private Markets Are the New Securities Fraud
Also weather models, tariff refunds, Birkin correlation, robot delivery drivers and Sealed Air.
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November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This newsletter loves the fashion girlies and tries to inject a little bit of fun into the boring private equity and hedge fund worlds. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
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It is certainly possible that I arrived at this newsletter for some innocuous reason. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
The SEC Opposes Shareholder Proposals
Also the Fannie/Freddie trade, the least rational investors, meme-stock numbers and Birkin warehouse receipts.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It is certainly possible that I arrived at this newsletter for some innocuous reason. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
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This is a stodgy, 10-year-old newsletter many on Wall Street had forgotten about long ago. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
The Fannie and Freddie Trade Is Back
Also the EIB’s GAR and coughing up your Bitcoins.
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January 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is a stodgy, 10-year-old newsletter many on Wall Street had forgotten about long ago. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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What is a fair price for ceding control over a newsletter that might change the world? www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Private Credit Wants to Be the Bank
Also failed M&A, OpenAI restructuring and Bitcoin adoption.
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December 19, 2024 at 6:46 PM
What is a fair price for ceding control over a newsletter that might change the world? www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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If you breathe oxygen, you can read this newsletter. I've been telling my friends, if your eyes blink you can do it. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Albertsons Is Mad at Kroger
Also SpaceX employee margin loans, alternative asset manager mergers and Bitcoin as a Trump straddle.
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December 17, 2024 at 7:37 PM
If you breathe oxygen, you can read this newsletter. I've been telling my friends, if your eyes blink you can do it. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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These days, drugs are more a tool to optimize performance on this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Elon Musk Heard From the SEC
Also duplicating the MicroStrategy trade, buffer ETFs and hedge funds, Masayoshi Son’s $100 billion commitment and snorting Adderall in the bullpen.
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December 16, 2024 at 7:13 PM
These days, drugs are more a tool to optimize performance on this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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This newsletter is the equivalent of “monopoly” money. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
The Onion Can’t Buy Infowars Yet
Also the Macy’s oopsie and the Hawk Tuah memecoin.
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December 11, 2024 at 7:01 PM
This newsletter is the equivalent of “monopoly” money. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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It’s all Money Stuff. You don’t need to know anything more than that from me about what I think about this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Citi Traders Didn’t Know the Rules
High-touch trading, books as leading indicators, HPS pay and memecoins.
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December 4, 2024 at 6:36 PM
It’s all Money Stuff. You don’t need to know anything more than that from me about what I think about this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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Every week I spent about 50 hours on this newsletter. It’s not about the prize money or the internship. I purely want to experience the taste of being first. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Some Wamco Trades Were Better Than Others
Cherry-picking, quant contests, hairy private wealth clients, in-seat promotions, a DJT business model and the head of mar
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November 26, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Every week I spent about 50 hours on this newsletter. It’s not about the prize money or the internship. I purely want to experience the taste of being first. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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In the coming days, I will personally eat this newsletter as part of this unique artistic experience, honoring its place in both business history and popular culture. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Adani Green Didn’t Mention the Bribes
Also rated feeders, AllHere fraud, expensive banana and AI on the blockchain.
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November 21, 2024 at 6:02 PM
In the coming days, I will personally eat this newsletter as part of this unique artistic experience, honoring its place in both business history and popular culture. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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I do not plan to issue any guidance that would prevent this hypothetical newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
JPMorgan Undercharged for a Trade
Money market funds, financial advice, BlackRock alternatives, farmland VIEs and algorithmic trading secrets.
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November 4, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I do not plan to issue any guidance that would prevent this hypothetical newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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This newsletter departed from reality when my editor suggested it needed to be much shorter — but include more sex. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
MicroStrategy Has Stock to Sell
Also divorce glitch, dividend adjustments, Trafigura’s Mongolia office, death elasticity, fictional hedge fund managers and a big Google fine.
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October 31, 2024 at 6:18 PM
This newsletter departed from reality when my editor suggested it needed to be much shorter — but include more sex. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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It does not appear that the major issues in this newsletter have been fixed. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
ETFs Are Where the Fun Is
Double single stocks, near-wash trades, single-asset CMBS and an ATM glitch lawsuit.
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October 29, 2024 at 6:06 PM
It does not appear that the major issues in this newsletter have been fixed. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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When you’re against Money Stuff, you’re fundamentally against all human progress. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Who Owns OpenAI?
Also Jefferies, Susquehanna, fake recruiting calls and fake SEC tweets.
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October 21, 2024 at 6:56 PM
When you’re against Money Stuff, you’re fundamentally against all human progress. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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The minute I launch a newsletter, every reader at home can read it. It’s like a sneaker, it’s like a potato chip. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Retail Investor Had Too Much Tesla
Also exotic ETFs, Jane Street opacity, portfolio trades, Costco gold and the ‘head of macro’ guy.
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October 7, 2024 at 6:28 PM
The minute I launch a newsletter, every reader at home can read it. It’s like a sneaker, it’s like a potato chip. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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There’s not really a large societal cost to this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
UniCredit Did a Commerzbank Trade
Swaps, collars, Citi Bike, biblically responsible investing and texting regulators about work.
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September 23, 2024 at 6:43 PM
There’s not really a large societal cost to this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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Fundamentally, this newsletter enhances systemic resilience. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Activist Investors Are Podcasters Now
Also double ETFs, private credit is the new public credit, the block-trade penalty box and adding clients on LinkedIn.
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October 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Fundamentally, this newsletter enhances systemic resilience. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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Some financial commentators now suggest reading this newsletter is the new yardstick for anyone who wants to keep their head held high at private equity parties. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
TD Was Convenient for Criminals
Also private equity plumbing, public-market OpenAI, VistaJet and ultra-high-net-worth breakpoints.
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October 14, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Some financial commentators now suggest reading this newsletter is the new yardstick for anyone who wants to keep their head held high at private equity parties. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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I lost the password to unlock this newsletter and access the nine-figure fortune it contains. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
October 25, 2023 at 6:31 PM
I lost the password to unlock this newsletter and access the nine-figure fortune it contains. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...