Matt Valek
@mtvalek.bsky.social
Stillwater, MN
A pond’s good for me.
A pond’s good for me.
In 6th grade, Sr. Marie Matthew would say “I’ll blow you!” as a warning to unruly kids. Just sayin.
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In 6th grade, Sr. Marie Matthew would say “I’ll blow you!” as a warning to unruly kids. Just sayin.
Love a good municipal forest!
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Love a good municipal forest!
Sorry, they’re just sending texts, apparently.
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sorry, they’re just sending texts, apparently.
Nancy Mace will go down in history as an abhorrent ghoul.
September 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Nancy Mace will go down in history as an abhorrent ghoul.
Legit fucking goon.
September 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Legit fucking goon.
it's wild to watch legacy news organizations just watch what's going on and treat it like these clearly fascist freaks are nothing different than, say, the George H.W. Bush administration
August 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
it's wild to watch legacy news organizations just watch what's going on and treat it like these clearly fascist freaks are nothing different than, say, the George H.W. Bush administration
No shit. Keep up the “journalism.”
August 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
No shit. Keep up the “journalism.”
Mind-boggling why we are still wringing our hands when we need people to stand the fuck up, like now. The journalist-writes-passive-aggressive-nobody-listened-to-me-book funnel needs to get kicked to the fucking curb.
May 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Mind-boggling why we are still wringing our hands when we need people to stand the fuck up, like now. The journalist-writes-passive-aggressive-nobody-listened-to-me-book funnel needs to get kicked to the fucking curb.
1-877-KAR-MAKIN-STATES
April 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
1-877-KAR-MAKIN-STATES
Luckily for the world, the Balkans don’t have a history of being an absolute tinderbox.
March 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Luckily for the world, the Balkans don’t have a history of being an absolute tinderbox.
Corruption is a helluva drug.
February 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Corruption is a helluva drug.
I’ve heard a story of Bob and Willie playing a bar in St Michael. Story goes that folks had to turn over their phones, so it must have been more recent. Not sure if this has been corroborated.
December 31, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I’ve heard a story of Bob and Willie playing a bar in St Michael. Story goes that folks had to turn over their phones, so it must have been more recent. Not sure if this has been corroborated.
DARE to think how well this will work
December 22, 2024 at 10:05 PM
DARE to think how well this will work
INXS, PiL opened. March, 1988.
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 AM
INXS, PiL opened. March, 1988.
Spacefaring Gollum 💀
December 20, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Spacefaring Gollum 💀
We should totally let this guy lead some medical department responsible for public health!
December 17, 2024 at 6:01 PM
We should totally let this guy lead some medical department responsible for public health!
ELT, War on War, Impossible Germany, Born Alone, The Universe
December 15, 2024 at 6:49 AM
ELT, War on War, Impossible Germany, Born Alone, The Universe