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Cats + socialism
Art + religion + science
Queers + geeks
Spokane WA + New Orleans LA
Gendervoid they/them
If you see this post an archer.

*you didn't specify what kind lol
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I almost real-life-cried over this. Kids mirror the ignorant audacity of their parents and it fucking sucks. I ❤️ you
@willowwrestles.bsky.social. I think we're both Blossom though.
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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DHS didn't leak the video because they believe an honest look at the evidence shows the ICE officer under deadly threat.

It's because they believe supporters will go "yeah, he showed that fucking bitch," media will go "controversy, who's to say," and muddying the waters gets normies to check out.
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Owlbear rodeo. State wedding interrupted by a dragon. Just one day in my kid's D&D game. 🥇
January 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
My feet are so cozy #catsky
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
What if: a farmer with increasing productivity and profits? Give lots of gifts to neighbors and fulfill their weird side quests? Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing and etc ... the trad farming vibe we are into. Hey, why are we deporting the people who actually pick the vegetables? #dystopianpresent
When Republicans talk about farmers, they mean corporate investors in factory farms, not, like, people doing the planting and growing
Brooke Rollins: "On the China soybeans, Secretary Bessent -- himself a soybean farmer ... "
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
"some people say you can still hear them calling out...pspspsps..." #catsky #ghoststories
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Baby's first pup cup.
#dogsky #servicedogintraining #10weeks
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
OH I GET IT! Luck dragons are giant golden retrievers. #dogsky #servicedogintraining #9weeks
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Quite possibly the world's most perfect puppy. So smart and pretty well potty trained before we even got her. I'll miss this fluffy baby fur! #dogsky #servicedogintraining #9weeks
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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This Veterans Day, please remember that the US military is the largest carbon emitter in the world by a large margin. The Pentagon pollutes more than many entire countries whilst veterans sleep on the street.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fascists win against cowards, no surprise. #dystopianpresent
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Find someone who loves you as much as Congressional Democrats love alienating their base.
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Working overtime #catsky
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The response form doesn't have a checkbox for "my handwriting is so bad I got myself tested for dysgraphia". I'm going to have to make an actual phone call (like a cave person) during business hours (when I am at work) just to find out what to do.
#ableism #dystopianpresent @spokanecity.org
Signature matching is junk science that has been used to disenfranchise lawful voters. It’s shameful that Democratic controlled states still use this. Voters should not have to spend time correcting the states mistakes or risk having their legal votes tossed out.
Maybe you forgot to sign your ballot, or your signature didn't quite match the one on record. If you received a signature challenge letter and have questions, we have a web page for that.

kce.wiki/SignatureCha...

Folks who need to resolve a signature challenge have until 4:30 pm on November 24.
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
KBJ threaded the needle thanks to CA1’s unfinished business.

-if she denied the admin stay, the full SCOTUS woulda stepped in to override her.
-if she immediately referred the case to the full Court, they coulda dragged feet.
-instead she boxed them in to act quickly once she does refer the case.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Behold, it is Mister Gudboi #catsky
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's good to laugh at horrible things.
#dystopianpresent
I'd join everyone in urging the Democrats not to cave, but that's like asking a bear not to eat salmon- it goes against nature, it's an unnatural and cruel demand to make of a creature specifically evolved for that one task
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
They should not be doing traffic stops wtf #dystopianpresent
ICE is a domestic terrorist organization.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Himbs majesty here to bless the timelines #catsky
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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If you see a MAGA event with American flags just keep asking them “is this part of No Kings?”

Great way to spread awareness as well!
Telling moment: I was walking back from the rally, but a couple miles from it, carrying nothing but my gigantic American flag. An eight year old on his bike sees me with it and yells "No Kings!!" with absolute conviction.

My friends, they have lost the flag.
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
New addition to my list of cats-only sleeping poses. #catsky, can you see the blanket pattern? He got beans over his beans on beans.
September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM