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Malicious Farmer
@mudeater3000.bsky.social
Im Going to Do Something Drastic
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Those damn cows piss me off. Mooing and eating their damn grass and farting. I've had enough.
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Youre welcome
September 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Im better than the Amish i have an evil smartphone that lets me read smart letters
August 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yesterday I tripped and fell for 3 months and now im ready for drunk horse riding
August 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I am Unloved Because of the Pube binding Curse
July 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I taught my pigs ancient Chinese techniques that have been long since forgotten and now a white van drives past my house every 2 days
July 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
HEEELLPPPPP HEEEEEEELLLLPPP MEEEEE HEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPP
May 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I fucking hate the Amish they stare at me through the windows of my house and make scary faces at me until i cry
April 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I show this image to my pigs when they oink at me for their Slop
March 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Sometimes I kick my cows over just for the thrill of it
April 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I show this image to my pigs when they oink at me for their Slop
March 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Fuck it I give up on Wizard Infiltration Back to farm Posts
March 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Hat Men are outside my house again
March 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I am going to infiltrate the Wizard Fandom Ssshhhh
February 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I fucking hate my cows every week i pick one and shoot it
February 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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The Necromancer justtried reaniamting a single ant The fuck is going on Up there bro
February 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Just saw green man outside
February 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Never trust a man in a hat, now I'm fucked up in a ditch listening to the devils tunes
February 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I like reading the evil farmers books I get from the evil farmer store
February 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I like looking at Wizard Posts I ddon't believe in magic I just think its funny
February 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Money printing machine broke. Sigh. Back to doing it by hand.
February 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just spent 50 dollars on a cow tipper #livinglarge #iprintmoney
February 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Need to get My hands on some raw Mercury Right now
February 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I feed my cows raw beef
February 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM