It said they were suckers

It sounds even worse. Wem-BYE-Yama. Brutal.

Tremendous jinx on my part. Well done.

*keep

Not punishment enough. They should also paint the bottom of the jail the same colors as the floor.

Alice can get back to me when he can lob bowls from his foot onto his head while riding a unicycle.

Are the spurs not in with a win against Phoenix?

It's infuriating. After a loooong ass day of family and food and everything that entails to finally be able to sit in a quiet place with a cocktail while watching the dumbest shit imaginable unfold on a football field was my favorite three-ish hours of the year. I'm devastated.

Feel free to dive head first into the Aggie deep end of schadenfreude at your own peril. There’s 100 years of history that says you likely end up in a wheel chair.

I’ve been reduced to audio only on the stream. And I think it’s an improvement in the overall experience.