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Muffin of doom
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☠️Doom astrologer🔮
♍️✨Hellenistic and Medieval✨
Portuguese 🇵🇹👽living in Texas.
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I didn't realize why I'd been so interested in the Baldoni/Lively drama, but maybe it's because it's the battle of the Virgos. 🍿🍿 No wonder this all started with the Virgo Merc RX last summer.🍿🍿#astrology
January 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Amanda Palmer has almost the same Mars as Neil. She's blue, he's orange. Not sure if it's a day or night chart but it's ok, her malefics are conjoined, we know she's having a really bad time.
And what's with sexual predators and Venus/Jupiter conjunctions? Is that Zeus being Zeus? #Astrology
January 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Look how beautifully this Mars rx is wrecking Neil Gaiman’s life. Hitting his main luminary and OOS malefic. He’s also about to have a nodal reversal. The full moon on his Mars is bringing all out in the open. Eat shit, asshole #astrology
January 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Famous dog f**ker Zuckerberg has Venus and the ruler of the seventh (partners) in the house of pets 🤣 by whole signs. — on an unrelated note this is why I like quadrant houses. #astrology
January 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Maybe it's because I only recently learned what the Nodes do, now I see it everywhere. Like Blake Lively just went through her node return, in the third house of people talking shit. More than Saturn, there seems to be a lot of "you reap what you sow" with the node returns. #astrology #nodalreturn
January 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If astrology isn’t real how come this is the nakshatra rising on Trump’s chart? Nominal determinism much?
January 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
She just popped into my head today. No wonder, look at those placements.
December 28, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I know you are an #astrologer, but are you an infallible astrologer? From Rhetorius the Egyptian
December 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM
December 28, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Baldoni fucked around during Mercury RX in Virgo, a Stellium on Blake Lively's chart. He found out in the Mercury Rx in Sagittarius hitting his south node. Pluto is on its way to his Sun, squaring his Moon. He is toast.
December 27, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Normally I don't give a damn about Black Moon Lilith but I can't help but notice that Matt Gaetz had his report exposed after Mercury stationed right on his BML conjunct Neptune (ie: shady sex and drugs). Probably triggered during the full moon in Gemini. Wish we had a birth time.
December 24, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Yogi Bhajan, inventor of kundalini yoga, cult leader and rapist. Sun and Neptune in the DC is clearly a snake oil salesman. He called himself “the Saturn teacher” after his 10th house. I’ll call him simply a piece of shit. #astrology #astrosky
December 24, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Mary & George s01e03
December 22, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Work makes us do this thing where we have to ask peer feedback and this year I was called "fearless and assertive".
December 20, 2024 at 10:08 PM
The Madison school shooter was born on November 7th 2009. Assuming she was born around the same area, this is her chart without the birthtime. #astrology #astrosky
December 18, 2024 at 12:02 AM
This is so Scorpio Moon vibes
#ScorpioMoon #astrology #astrosky
December 13, 2024 at 8:33 PM
MOFO wrote "delay" and "deny" on the bullets he used to shoot the CEO, cause he was not into being subtle.
December 5, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I'm not bragging but I have never been described as "warm and sweet" in my life. Not even as a kid. 😆Maybe I just really like food?
December 5, 2024 at 3:54 PM
I was watching a doc on Le Corbusier yesterday and they mention a letter where he tells his mother, as an adult, that he was the most famous architect in the world. Mom's reply? "Fine, my roof is still leaking". -- that's a villain origin story right there lol
November 30, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Have you met the Texas stickers? Nevermind legos, this is like stepping on needles that pierce your foot. When I moved here I kept asking my husband “why does every plant and animal here wants to kill us?”
November 29, 2024 at 2:58 AM
November 19, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Filling this under the most Pluto in Aquarius in 9th house thing ever created. “Theta Noir” seem to believe humanity had a good shot, it’s time to start worshiping artificial intelligence. #plutoinaquarius
November 19, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I tried Google's NotebookLM and it looks great. I dumped Zoller's 1000 page #astrology course pdfs and it searches only those documents and provides quotations.
October 28, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Virgo Mercury in the 1st 🤓
October 22, 2024 at 11:36 PM