Muffy Bolding
@muffybolding.bsky.social
Mother. Writer. Director. Suffragette. Witch. Knitter. Embroiderix. Cummari. Chingona. Siciliana. Latina. Filipina. Lyin’ Whore. Trollop. Shitkicker. Thief.
Withered Debutante.
“Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of my stature.”
Withered Debutante.
“Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of my stature.”
Listen to me, Mein Poppets:
NEVER FORGET.
These are TERRIBLE, AWFUL, RACIST people we are talking about here.
Giddily flip a festive whole-ass table onto ol’ Aunt Irma’s FAT FUCKING FISH-FRY FASCIST LAP, if you must.
But…
LET. NOTHING. SLIDE.
NOTHING.
Happy Thanksgiving!
NEVER FORGET.
These are TERRIBLE, AWFUL, RACIST people we are talking about here.
Giddily flip a festive whole-ass table onto ol’ Aunt Irma’s FAT FUCKING FISH-FRY FASCIST LAP, if you must.
But…
LET. NOTHING. SLIDE.
NOTHING.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Listen to me, Mein Poppets:
NEVER FORGET.
These are TERRIBLE, AWFUL, RACIST people we are talking about here.
Giddily flip a festive whole-ass table onto ol’ Aunt Irma’s FAT FUCKING FISH-FRY FASCIST LAP, if you must.
But…
LET. NOTHING. SLIDE.
NOTHING.
Happy Thanksgiving!
NEVER FORGET.
These are TERRIBLE, AWFUL, RACIST people we are talking about here.
Giddily flip a festive whole-ass table onto ol’ Aunt Irma’s FAT FUCKING FISH-FRY FASCIST LAP, if you must.
But…
LET. NOTHING. SLIDE.
NOTHING.
Happy Thanksgiving!
THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME, Mein Radiant Nazi Scum.
At long last, it is before you.
FUCKING CHOOSE.
At long last, it is before you.
FUCKING CHOOSE.
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME, Mein Radiant Nazi Scum.
At long last, it is before you.
FUCKING CHOOSE.
At long last, it is before you.
FUCKING CHOOSE.
LET’S KEEP IT MOVIN’, BITCHES. 👊🏻
PS) And, trust me, I ain’t mad at you, Honey. Once I cut somebody loose, I NEVER, EVER, EVER consider them or even think of them again — EVER — as they have earned and shall have what they so rightfully deserve:
MY ABSOLUTE INDIFFERENCE.
PS) And, trust me, I ain’t mad at you, Honey. Once I cut somebody loose, I NEVER, EVER, EVER consider them or even think of them again — EVER — as they have earned and shall have what they so rightfully deserve:
MY ABSOLUTE INDIFFERENCE.
October 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LET’S KEEP IT MOVIN’, BITCHES. 👊🏻
PS) And, trust me, I ain’t mad at you, Honey. Once I cut somebody loose, I NEVER, EVER, EVER consider them or even think of them again — EVER — as they have earned and shall have what they so rightfully deserve:
MY ABSOLUTE INDIFFERENCE.
PS) And, trust me, I ain’t mad at you, Honey. Once I cut somebody loose, I NEVER, EVER, EVER consider them or even think of them again — EVER — as they have earned and shall have what they so rightfully deserve:
MY ABSOLUTE INDIFFERENCE.
A most important reminder, Mein Poppets:
I am a GIRL…who likes BOYS…who like BOYS.
Ya folla?
I am a GIRL…who likes BOYS…who like BOYS.
Ya folla?
September 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A most important reminder, Mein Poppets:
I am a GIRL…who likes BOYS…who like BOYS.
Ya folla?
I am a GIRL…who likes BOYS…who like BOYS.
Ya folla?
For the love of Maude.
Quit talkin’ about it and JUST DO IT, for chrissake.
LITERALLY for chrissake.
Now do us ALL a fuckin’ solid and BEAT IT.
CIAO, BITCHES.
Quit talkin’ about it and JUST DO IT, for chrissake.
LITERALLY for chrissake.
Now do us ALL a fuckin’ solid and BEAT IT.
CIAO, BITCHES.
September 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
For the love of Maude.
Quit talkin’ about it and JUST DO IT, for chrissake.
LITERALLY for chrissake.
Now do us ALL a fuckin’ solid and BEAT IT.
CIAO, BITCHES.
Quit talkin’ about it and JUST DO IT, for chrissake.
LITERALLY for chrissake.
Now do us ALL a fuckin’ solid and BEAT IT.
CIAO, BITCHES.
Also, FUCK THAT GUY.
Still.
Always.
xoxo
Still.
Always.
xoxo
September 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Also, FUCK THAT GUY.
Still.
Always.
xoxo
Still.
Always.
xoxo
Madyson! Tucker! Kayleigh! Trigg!
You’re up!
Yeah, Baby!
LET'S DO THIS FUCKIN' THING.
You’re up!
Yeah, Baby!
LET'S DO THIS FUCKIN' THING.
June 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Madyson! Tucker! Kayleigh! Trigg!
You’re up!
Yeah, Baby!
LET'S DO THIS FUCKIN' THING.
You’re up!
Yeah, Baby!
LET'S DO THIS FUCKIN' THING.
June 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA, Little-Dick, Can’t-Fuck, Nazi Bitches.
See you in the streets.
👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿
See you in the streets.
👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿
June 8, 2025 at 7:12 AM
WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA, Little-Dick, Can’t-Fuck, Nazi Bitches.
See you in the streets.
👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿
See you in the streets.
👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿
This one goes out to My One True Love…for reasons which are WELL KNOWN TO HIM.
May 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This one goes out to My One True Love…for reasons which are WELL KNOWN TO HIM.
Oh, hey, and while we’re shootin’ the shit and tellin’ truths...
LET’S JUST FLAT BREAK IT DOWN FOR A MOTHERFUCKER, shall we?
#justliketheyalwayshavesincethebeginningoftime
#ANDEVENTHOUGHITAINTTHEIRFUCKINJOB
#blackwomenwillsavetheworld
#bowdowntothemostmagnificentbeingsintheuniverse
LET’S JUST FLAT BREAK IT DOWN FOR A MOTHERFUCKER, shall we?
#justliketheyalwayshavesincethebeginningoftime
#ANDEVENTHOUGHITAINTTHEIRFUCKINJOB
#blackwomenwillsavetheworld
#bowdowntothemostmagnificentbeingsintheuniverse
May 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh, hey, and while we’re shootin’ the shit and tellin’ truths...
LET’S JUST FLAT BREAK IT DOWN FOR A MOTHERFUCKER, shall we?
#justliketheyalwayshavesincethebeginningoftime
#ANDEVENTHOUGHITAINTTHEIRFUCKINJOB
#blackwomenwillsavetheworld
#bowdowntothemostmagnificentbeingsintheuniverse
LET’S JUST FLAT BREAK IT DOWN FOR A MOTHERFUCKER, shall we?
#justliketheyalwayshavesincethebeginningoftime
#ANDEVENTHOUGHITAINTTHEIRFUCKINJOB
#blackwomenwillsavetheworld
#bowdowntothemostmagnificentbeingsintheuniverse
YOU GODDAMNED RIGHT.
#iknowyouwannadeleteme
#butyourefusetoletmego
#comefortheprofundity
#stayfortheprofanity
#allarewelcome
#stepintothelight
#iknowyouwannadeleteme
#butyourefusetoletmego
#comefortheprofundity
#stayfortheprofanity
#allarewelcome
#stepintothelight
May 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Maude knows they tried.
But, THEM MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN’T BREAK ME.
#fragilelikeafuckingbomb
#lightthebeaconsofgondor
#mystorysheiscoming
#mayitlightthewaythroughthedarkforgirlseverywhere
#somoteitbe
But, THEM MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN’T BREAK ME.
#fragilelikeafuckingbomb
#lightthebeaconsofgondor
#mystorysheiscoming
#mayitlightthewaythroughthedarkforgirlseverywhere
#somoteitbe
May 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Maude knows they tried.
But, THEM MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN’T BREAK ME.
#fragilelikeafuckingbomb
#lightthebeaconsofgondor
#mystorysheiscoming
#mayitlightthewaythroughthedarkforgirlseverywhere
#somoteitbe
But, THEM MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN’T BREAK ME.
#fragilelikeafuckingbomb
#lightthebeaconsofgondor
#mystorysheiscoming
#mayitlightthewaythroughthedarkforgirlseverywhere
#somoteitbe
May 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just a quick, friendly, little reminder...if you believe, even remotely, that ANY woman, ANY WHERE should not have COMPLETE and UTTER control over her own thoughts, her own body, her own choices, or her own destiny...FUCK YOU, UNFRIEND ME NOW.
Think I'm kidding?
YOU JUST FUCKIN’ TRY ME, CHIEF.
Think I'm kidding?
YOU JUST FUCKIN’ TRY ME, CHIEF.
May 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Just a quick, friendly, little reminder...if you believe, even remotely, that ANY woman, ANY WHERE should not have COMPLETE and UTTER control over her own thoughts, her own body, her own choices, or her own destiny...FUCK YOU, UNFRIEND ME NOW.
Think I'm kidding?
YOU JUST FUCKIN’ TRY ME, CHIEF.
Think I'm kidding?
YOU JUST FUCKIN’ TRY ME, CHIEF.
Or, even more FOOLISH and FATAL...be UNKIND TO SOMEONE I LOVE.
“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” -- Al Capone
“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” -- Al Capone
May 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Or, even more FOOLISH and FATAL...be UNKIND TO SOMEONE I LOVE.
“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” -- Al Capone
“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” -- Al Capone
May 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
May 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
May 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
May 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Yes, please. I beg of you.
ABSOLUTELY THIS.
But, make no mistake:
MAMA CAN TAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN’ HIT.
#backoffmanimfromfresno
ABSOLUTELY THIS.
But, make no mistake:
MAMA CAN TAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN’ HIT.
#backoffmanimfromfresno
April 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Yes, please. I beg of you.
ABSOLUTELY THIS.
But, make no mistake:
MAMA CAN TAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN’ HIT.
#backoffmanimfromfresno
ABSOLUTELY THIS.
But, make no mistake:
MAMA CAN TAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN’ HIT.
#backoffmanimfromfresno
If, by MY age, you don’t know what you bring to the table…first of all, may Maude help you.
Second of all, I fervently hope with ALL my heart that you find out.
And third of all, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
Old broads got NO TIME.
Second of all, I fervently hope with ALL my heart that you find out.
And third of all, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
Old broads got NO TIME.
April 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If, by MY age, you don’t know what you bring to the table…first of all, may Maude help you.
Second of all, I fervently hope with ALL my heart that you find out.
And third of all, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
Old broads got NO TIME.
Second of all, I fervently hope with ALL my heart that you find out.
And third of all, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
Old broads got NO TIME.
"Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart."
-- BRILLIANT and BELOVED makeup artist, Kevyn Aucoin, 1962-2002
-- BRILLIANT and BELOVED makeup artist, Kevyn Aucoin, 1962-2002
April 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart."
-- BRILLIANT and BELOVED makeup artist, Kevyn Aucoin, 1962-2002
-- BRILLIANT and BELOVED makeup artist, Kevyn Aucoin, 1962-2002
