Allison Wyatt
muffycinderella.bsky.social
Allison Wyatt
@muffycinderella.bsky.social
Science teacher and hobby farmer...
I was tentatively hopeful you were someone I would want to support, but this shows a serious misreading of MN at this moment.

Mealy-mouthed centrism will not win you a seat in CD1 any more than it has the last few candidates.
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I don't think it is his face so much as it is the insincere expression that is always on it? Like he is sure he is smarter than us, smug that we could never notice he is lying, and performing rage in hopes that viewers will join him.
January 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Or her former running mate Erin Maye Quade!
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Will YOU be this kind of leader? Because I've been disappointed in my senators a lot this last year. They say they support things like this (actual actions to fight back), but then turn around and vote for bad nominees while praising the virtues of bipartisanship.
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm in this post and do not like it.

Teacher solidarity, I guess!
September 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Glad I'm not the only one!
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Your alt text makes your birb pics even better!
July 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Here's the U of MN writeup:

Fourlined Plant Bug | VegEdge share.google/L7T4AsGSvehv...
Fourlined Plant Bug | VegEdge
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June 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Probably a four lined plant beetle. They were all over my mint two weeks ago! Not sure about rescue operations, though...
June 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I listened to this one, and it was amazing! I figured out where it was going relatively early, but had NO IDEA how the author would resolve the plot line...and was thoroughly impressed with how it ended.
Privilege, intersectionality, dark academia. Wrenching decisions, complex characters. So good.
May 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I never thought I'd love 7th grade life science as much as General Chemistry, but it was a great gig. Teaching chromosomal inheritance was always a bit of a trip, but their enthusiasm for the weird/gross/fascinating parts was unmatched!
May 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have done both, and while there is satisfaction in supervising a 7th grader with a scalpel exposing the innards of an earthworm, I'd much rather just have them perform some good color-changing reactions! Watching the iodine turn blue when it hits the starch has all the drama without the stress!
May 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I feel this in my bones.

Good luck, and thanks for sharing the nerdy shirt! 😀
May 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yay for small victories!
May 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We just did this lab a few weeks ago...and I always wear my lucky titration shirt! I love titration day.
April 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
And this is how I found out the pope died!
April 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
For real! I see someone announce a substack, and I can FEEL her wrath headed for them. It is inevitable. It is just.
April 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
These cuties were born last night. Please enjoy; I hope things become less awful soon!
April 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
As a K12 science teacher I have a lot of memorized lectures that I can give in my sleep, so the Senate would be learning about the periodic table and Newton's laws!
April 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I got it as a gift, but was told it was an Etsy find...
www.etsy.com/listing/1649...
www.etsy.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I feel that...perhaps you also need this mug in your life?
March 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I strongly considered this plan for lunch yesterday, but with chocolate chips! I hope it was delicious; I have regrets about NOT choosing it yesterday.
March 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I used to get a free pen with purple ink when I placed an order with a particular supply company, and they were my go-to grading pens for years.

When they stopped sending purple pens, I was at a loss!

I now teach online, and the default digital ink is a sad shade of green...
November 25, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Thank you for doing this. It helped me feel a little more secure in my tentative optimism and fight against despair.
November 6, 2024 at 6:37 AM