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Muir Hands

@muirhands.bsky.social

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"Too Much Personality for One, But Not Enough for Two." 🦁🍀🌎🌈🌊🌪🦋🦅 Agnostic/Naturistic He/Him. Married to my Hubs/Best Friend

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Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 9h

The orange felon definitely has a type.

Blonde.
Borderline emaciated.
(collar bones must be visible)
Moderately sized breasts. (upper C, lower D cup)
Feisty AND submissive.
Willing to take it up the butt,
figuratively and literally.
Attention whore.
Loves money more than cats.

Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 10h

a woman is standing in front of a red car in a parking lot at night .

ALT: a woman is standing in front of a red car in a parking lot at night .

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Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 10h

This is a weird narration, even by your moderate standards.

Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 11h

Buyers remorse.

Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 11h

Young buck in our backyard.

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Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 13h

My mom graduated high school there...

Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 13h

Natchitoches

Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 17h

Subscribed!

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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 1d

Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files.

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Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 19h

If MAGA wants an English only country, they all have to pass written exams as well as being able to read the Constitution, Bill of Rights and The Gettysburg Address, perfectly.

Until then, fuck off turncoats and release the Epstein Files.

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Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 21h

Enough about the state of your underwear, how's the weather?

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Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 21h

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Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 1d

They are THICC.

Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 1d

I feel that glimmer of hope as well, friend. 🙏🎶

Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 1d

No to both giant trousers.

Muir Hands @muirhands.bsky.social · 1d

Removing body parts that people don't believe belong there is more common than we think. Most don't actually follow through though. Is a DSM listing in fact.