Jayde (she/her)
@multicitrusmarg.bsky.social
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ADHD eldest daughter | ex-mormon argumentative antithetical dream girl 🩷💜🩵 | 🍃🍃🍃 tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen
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If the gp doesn't understand it as satire, it essentially has the same impact as what it's attempting to satirize
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Literary analysis is 100% a lost skill at this point. Finding parallels to experiences you have had, be that mental illness, trauma, etc. in someone else's art or written work and sharing that is NOT the same thing as instituting the artist has had those same experiences.
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Nothing irks me more than influencers who pretend to care about sustainability but redecorate their homes every 2 years
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The same way Taylor on Jimmy Fallon was like, "it's so cool that I get to hang out with him every day"
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"Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target, lest it be mistaken for, and contribute to, that which it intends to criticize."
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Considering the song was written well before the engagement, I definitely think an alternative meeting holds weight
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The real reason Taylor doesn't want to sign on to the super bowl half-time show is because there's a real possibility the chiefs don't make it to the super bowl at all
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Alright Taylor nation, this is in pretty poor taste
Screenshot of Taylor nation's Instagram story showing a Pandora station called "Pop billionaires"
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I was about to say "maybe they hire bands" but what band in the world would actually want that gig
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My job keeps sending out emails saying "we're gonna start permanently deleting the emails in your deleted items folder after 30 days to save storage space", but the joke is on them, because this tactic requires me to have ever deleted an email
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Taylor on Jimmy Fallon, talking about Travis: "I get to hang out with him every day, how cool"

vs. talking about Selena: "She was a vision, the most beautiful person I have ever laid eyes on"
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There are PLENTY of things on this album that give me the ick, personally, but Opalite is not one of them and I think most of the people criticizing it are deliberately centering Travis and his life in the message when it's not really warranted
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Hetlors and the general public are being deliberately obtuse listening to Opalite. It's okay to not like the song/album, but if you think she's shading anyone's ex in there you are just looking for a reason to be pissed. She LITERALLY says "my mama said". It's her mom talking to her.
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Okay YES yours is definitely the one I was remembering (but it seems like a LOT of folks in this community are having similar thoughts so I will definitely work on developing my ideas here)
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Thank you for your service 🫡
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One of my mutuals on here (I tried but I CANNOT find the original post so someone raise their hand to claim this) said something about each song being related to a previous album and I'm currently digesting this as a theory and it's very interesting
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I wish when you blocked someone their replies to your posts would actually go away and not just be hidden from you
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I am technically married but I don't mind a third wheel if you don't mind being one 😂
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The Venn diagram of people who say "it's not what the founding fathers would have wanted" and people who have zero understanding of the Constitution is a circle
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Thinking about getting baked and going to olive garden for my next date night
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An office bathroom pic to celebrate my very good hair day
It's just me in the bathroom wearing a red dress and black corduroy jacket, also with glasses and good hair
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"They stood by me before my exoneration
They believed I was innocent"
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This tiktok is a good explanation of why being upset about critique is such a problem (I don't 100% agree with her assessment of the album but I think it's a good watch)
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I tried thinking about the timeline (written on tour, recorded in Sweden, announcing on New Heights, allegedly not knowing about proposal, but lyrics talking about knowing a rock’s coming, miming taking the ring off in video) and then my head exploded and I died dead.
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I just wanna make it clear that my offering of criticism does not mean I don't appreciate the story she is telling or the direction she is going