Mulv
@mulv.bsky.social
The badge is "on a field azure, above a chevron argent, a mole proper affronty"
Or, if you prefer, Mole V
Mulv
"Heraldry is just the art of bad punning" ©PTerry
Or, if you prefer, Mole V
Mulv
"Heraldry is just the art of bad punning" ©PTerry
Isn't Reform a company rather than a political party?
Nigel is der Fuhrer and nobody else will be able to take that away from him.
Nigel is der Fuhrer and nobody else will be able to take that away from him.
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Isn't Reform a company rather than a political party?
Nigel is der Fuhrer and nobody else will be able to take that away from him.
Nigel is der Fuhrer and nobody else will be able to take that away from him.
We watch Paddington regularly, and always raise a glass to Michael Bond at that point. 🍷
January 14, 2026 at 7:07 AM
We watch Paddington regularly, and always raise a glass to Michael Bond at that point. 🍷
I try to wind up a train driver mate with this, even though I know it's a long way from the truth.
He doesn't fall for it.
He doesn't fall for it.
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I try to wind up a train driver mate with this, even though I know it's a long way from the truth.
He doesn't fall for it.
He doesn't fall for it.
Run from the ice, cos it's gonna slip you
Run from the ice, cos it's gonna slip you
Run from the ice, cos it's gonna slip you
All on that day
Run from the ice, cos it's gonna slip you
Run from the ice, cos it's gonna slip you
All on that day
January 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Run from the ice, cos it's gonna slip you
Run from the ice, cos it's gonna slip you
Run from the ice, cos it's gonna slip you
All on that day
Run from the ice, cos it's gonna slip you
Run from the ice, cos it's gonna slip you
All on that day
Similar happened when I was waiting to buy tickets for a show.
Annoying duffer in front of me arguing for 10 mins that he should get £1 off for some reason and the ticket seller was having none of it.
I slapped a £1 coin down in front of him and told him if pay it if he'd just get out of the way.
Annoying duffer in front of me arguing for 10 mins that he should get £1 off for some reason and the ticket seller was having none of it.
I slapped a £1 coin down in front of him and told him if pay it if he'd just get out of the way.
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Similar happened when I was waiting to buy tickets for a show.
Annoying duffer in front of me arguing for 10 mins that he should get £1 off for some reason and the ticket seller was having none of it.
I slapped a £1 coin down in front of him and told him if pay it if he'd just get out of the way.
Annoying duffer in front of me arguing for 10 mins that he should get £1 off for some reason and the ticket seller was having none of it.
I slapped a £1 coin down in front of him and told him if pay it if he'd just get out of the way.
No idea, I'm still 23
Until I look in a mirror. 😬
Until I look in a mirror. 😬
January 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
No idea, I'm still 23
Until I look in a mirror. 😬
Until I look in a mirror. 😬
Middle age?
That's generous.
That's generous.
January 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Middle age?
That's generous.
That's generous.
That's a shame. And a waste.
Still, the teachers got what they deserved - nothing.
Still, the teachers got what they deserved - nothing.
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
That's a shame. And a waste.
Still, the teachers got what they deserved - nothing.
Still, the teachers got what they deserved - nothing.
Not my experience, and I've been doing it for over thirty years.
Your partner needs to find a better school in which to work.
Your partner needs to find a better school in which to work.
January 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Not my experience, and I've been doing it for over thirty years.
Your partner needs to find a better school in which to work.
Your partner needs to find a better school in which to work.
Bait, and not very good bait either.
January 3, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Bait, and not very good bait either.
If this is an arrangement that suits everyone (once they've all been honest with each other) it may not necessarily end in divorce.
Not an arrangement that would suit many, but remember - "let them".
Not an arrangement that would suit many, but remember - "let them".
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 AM
If this is an arrangement that suits everyone (once they've all been honest with each other) it may not necessarily end in divorce.
Not an arrangement that would suit many, but remember - "let them".
Not an arrangement that would suit many, but remember - "let them".
So are loads of lamppost-dressing flag-sh*ggers from later generations
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
So are loads of lamppost-dressing flag-sh*ggers from later generations
Lucky man. This time of year there's always a massive queue at ours to get rid of paper, boxes and
Christmas trees
Christmas trees
December 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Lucky man. This time of year there's always a massive queue at ours to get rid of paper, boxes and
Christmas trees
Christmas trees
Going Monday when all the normal folk are back at work and I don't have to queue.
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Going Monday when all the normal folk are back at work and I don't have to queue.
I can't help wondering why Spitfires might be considered attractive to boomers, all of whom were born from 1946 onward.
Even the very eldest of them would have been barely eight by the time Spitfires were retired from the RAF.
Even the very eldest of them would have been barely eight by the time Spitfires were retired from the RAF.
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I can't help wondering why Spitfires might be considered attractive to boomers, all of whom were born from 1946 onward.
Even the very eldest of them would have been barely eight by the time Spitfires were retired from the RAF.
Even the very eldest of them would have been barely eight by the time Spitfires were retired from the RAF.
I don't doubt that this is true, but I've never had a problem and had several free drinks.
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I don't doubt that this is true, but I've never had a problem and had several free drinks.
It's happened to me a few times. I've learned to learn into it.
Strike up a conversation with them - it's much more fun than scowling and tutting.
Strike up a conversation with them - it's much more fun than scowling and tutting.
December 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It's happened to me a few times. I've learned to learn into it.
Strike up a conversation with them - it's much more fun than scowling and tutting.
Strike up a conversation with them - it's much more fun than scowling and tutting.
The bags may or may not be comparable, but they are definitely compostable.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The bags may or may not be comparable, but they are definitely compostable.
My local authority provides comparable food bags for the food bin.
Encourages people to use the food bin more.
Encourages people to use the food bin more.
December 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My local authority provides comparable food bags for the food bin.
Encourages people to use the food bin more.
Encourages people to use the food bin more.
The best thing the ever did was Love, Actually.
December 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The best thing the ever did was Love, Actually.
I've just had a fabulous meal in a riverside pub.
Wish you were here?
Wish you were here?
December 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I've just had a fabulous meal in a riverside pub.
Wish you were here?
Wish you were here?
They certainly used to be frog shaped, now they're just rectangles with an embossed frog shaped on them.
/GrumbleGrumbleShoutAtClouds
/GrumbleGrumbleShoutAtClouds
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
They certainly used to be frog shaped, now they're just rectangles with an embossed frog shaped on them.
/GrumbleGrumbleShoutAtClouds
/GrumbleGrumbleShoutAtClouds