Mare Chorsmas!!

Is you saw this at the store and you needed heavy whipping cream would you think this was a scam trying to trick you into buying it when you needed whipping cream? I sure did

16 people got this Jurassic Park pinball table from Costco. Wherever you are, I hope that T-Rex is chomping down on a ball and screaming almost as loud as the kid playing it

#pinball#costco

I don’t care if it is microwave pizza. It still deserves the respect of being cut into slices

Finally cleaned out my garage and unearthed my workbench. Fuck you depression!

I think my neighborhood is dropping in intelligence 🤡🛻

#sacramento

I think monopoly no longer has a monopoly on monopoly

My dog is aggressively lazy. Woke me up at 7 just to do this #lazy

Morning lounging in bed with my lazy puppy

I accidentally bought the big butter at Costco. Such a great mistake #oopscosctco

I promise I am going to go to bed, but this guy on threads keeps telling me to get over the Penn St Sandusky stuff… He is also way off about my Mohawk