Jason
@munkinasack.nospoon.red
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. -Tom Waits
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Cogito ergo sum
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Cogito ergo sum
Who would want to be enemies with someone as handsome as you?!
They just jealous.
They just jealous.
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Who would want to be enemies with someone as handsome as you?!
They just jealous.
They just jealous.
Or he’ll leave me bruised. But I’ll still like it
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Or he’ll leave me bruised. But I’ll still like it
Dust it off next October! …for your husband to wear…so you can have an excuse to buy another amazing shirt 😂😂
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Dust it off next October! …for your husband to wear…so you can have an excuse to buy another amazing shirt 😂😂
You look amazing, you did amazing, and your shirts are amazing!
10 outta 10.
10 outta 10.
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You look amazing, you did amazing, and your shirts are amazing!
10 outta 10.
10 outta 10.
They’re basically family at that point
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
They’re basically family at that point
I guess I’ll have to slide into your DMs then! 😉
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I guess I’ll have to slide into your DMs then! 😉
And you didn’t share your loss with the rest of us!??? lol
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
And you didn’t share your loss with the rest of us!??? lol
How do I read your book! 🤩
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
How do I read your book! 🤩
You got this, Handsome!
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
You got this, Handsome!
The fact that Orcas choose not to hunt us is more terrifying than instinctual hunting.
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The fact that Orcas choose not to hunt us is more terrifying than instinctual hunting.
I hope it paid off for you!
Gays are too skittish to send romantic shit to.
Gays are too skittish to send romantic shit to.
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I hope it paid off for you!
Gays are too skittish to send romantic shit to.
Gays are too skittish to send romantic shit to.
This. I get my sports updates from these Sporty Spices
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This. I get my sports updates from these Sporty Spices
After every fortune cookie, end it with: “…in bed”
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
After every fortune cookie, end it with: “…in bed”
Don’t forget to share!
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Don’t forget to share!
The music in this…phenomenal
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The music in this…phenomenal