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"Everybody who works for Sesame Street has been working for the show for a long, long time. I have complete faith in their ability to come up with good material for the whole ensemble, not just my characters."

Happy Birthday, Eric Jacobson!
Eric Jacobson, wearing a blue-gray sweater and blue jeans, sits on a stool and smiles. Grover stands in front of him, with his arms outstretched over his head. Behind him are Bert, waving his hand, and Oscar the Grouch, who, looking grouchy, rests his head on his hand. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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KERMIT: Well, it... it's been such a great show, that we can hardly bring ourselves to end it. And we all know who we have to thank for that.
FOZZIE BEAR: The scriptwriter!

Today marks MuppetQuotes' birthday! Thank you for following, liking, and sharing for the past 15 years!
Kermit the Frog wears a suit and tie as he sits behind the "Henson News New York" news desk. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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UNCLE DEADLY: Oh, no! This is too cruel, too inhuman!
FOZZIE BEAR: What? What? What is? What? Tell! Tell! What! What!
UNCLE DEADLY: On New Year's Eve, the master turns into Jack Parnell.
Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, and Uncle Deadly look in horror as Vincent Price mimes conducting an orchestra wearing a party hat and holding a horn in his mouth. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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MISS PIGGY: 'Tis indeed a simply fabulous time of year, filled with warm feelings, wonderful gifts, magical mo--
RIZZO THE RAT: And so much great food, huh?
MISS PIGGY: That's true. But interrupt me again and I'll stuff you in a stocking.
RIZZO THE RAT: Noted.

#2025inMuppets
Rizzo the Rat, in his first speaking role since 2016, and Miss Piggy stand in front of a red curtain to wish viewers a merry Christmas.
December 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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MISS PIGGY: Ah yes, what a wonderful trip. We should go again sometime!
BEAN BUNNY: Oh, sure, but can I get a room next time? I got kind of cold sleeping by the pool.

#2025inMuppets
Bean Bunny, appearing on camera for the first time since 2009, and Miss Piggy appear in a transparent orb in front of a red curtain to deliver holiday greetings to Disney Vacation Club members.
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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FOZZIE BEAR: Wow! We got here in no time... like magic! Ahhhh! Oh, or it could be congestion pricing...
GONZO: Why did we take a taxi? We could’ve walked through Times Square!
ROB LAKE: Hey guys, welcome to the show! Thank you so much for joining me here!

#2025inMuppets
Magician Rob Lake chats with Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Rowlf, Gonzo, and Animal as they sit in a yellow taxi that has magically appeared inside the Broadhurst Theatre on Broadway. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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BEAN BUNNY: Huh, what a cute ending!

#2025inMuppets
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear look out at a remote-controlled pie flying over the audience in a promotional photo from Muppet*Vision 3D, which permanently closed at Walt Disney World on June 7, 2025. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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DIRECTOR: Let's try one a bit more pirate-y.
ELMO: Okay. Elmo is the king of the pirates, and Elmo's so happy to meet you... maybe. Arg?

#2025inMuppets
Cookie Monster holds and points to the Netflix "N," as part of the announcement that new episodes of Sesame Street would stream on the service. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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SCOOTER: It's time to get things started with the...
JOE THE LEGAL WEASEL: Pre-show safety announcements.
KERMIT: Oh, and because it's our 70th anniversary, we promise to make it fun, entertaining, and--
JOE THE LEGAL WEASEL: Legally compliant.

#2025inMuppets
Kermit the Frog appears projected into the fountains of World of Color at Disney California Adventure. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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KERMIT: So as you prepare to take this big leap into real life, here's a little advice if you're willing to listen to a frog. Rather than jumping over someone to get what you want, consider reaching out your hand and taking the leap side by side.

#2025inMuppets
Kermit the Frog, in a red, black, and gold gown and wearing a black mortarboard, poses by a proclamation by the State of Maryland as he prepares to give the commencement address to the University of Maryland Class of 2025. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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ANNOUNCER: With hotels and vacation rentals, Booking dot com has something for everyone.
ANIMAL: Yeah, yeah, she shells!
MISS PIGGY: You got anything more boutique?
ANNOUNCER: Oui, oui, oui, right this way!
MISS PIGGY: Now we're talking.

#2025inMuppets
Miss Piggy rides on top of two suitcases on a luggage cart, driven by a mustachioed bellhop, down the pink hallway of a boutique hotel in Booking.com's Super Bowl commercial. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"I would really be doing something right, perhaps even important, if I was bringing even a little more compassion into the world through Big Bird."

Happy Birthday, Caroll Spinney!
Caroll Spinney, wearing a black turtleneck and brown tweed jacket, smiles as he sits next to an unimpressed Oscar the Grouch. Big Bird smiles as he stands behind them both, with one hand on Spinney's shoulder. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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SHADOW: ♫ Kwanzaa! / A time for unity / for your friends / and for your family / and for your community! ♫

Happy Kwanzaa, Muppet fans!
Shadow from "Bear in the Big Blue house" shows an image of someone looking on as a kinara is lit for Kwanzaa. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: May I welcome you to Christmas morning!

Merry Christmas, Muppet fans!
The Ghost of Christmas Present shows Ebenezer Scrooge the town square on Christmas morning, as people gather in the streets. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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BOB CRATCHIT: ♫ There's something in the wind today that's good for everyone.
Yes, faith is in our hearts today, we're shining like the sun
And everyone can feel it, the feeling's running deep
After all, there's only one more sleep til Christmas. ♫
Kermit, as Bob Cratchit, looks up as a shooting star during "One More Sleep 'til Christmas." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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MISS PIGGY: I'm too delicate for show business.

#TheMuppets70 #Muppets70Mondays
Miss Piggy, wearing a chic black dress with purple, turquoise and white flowers on it, as well as a maroon boa, smiles as she poses on a red background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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"People of all ages can get swept up into the magic of puppetry because this is an art form where people are bringing inanimate objects to life through the power of the human spirit..."

Happy Birthday, Heather Henson!
Heather Henson, wearing a navy blue top with a white monstrous skull covered in black feathers pinned to it, smiles on a white and gray background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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THE MUTATIONS: ♫ Oo-ooh, wah-oo-ooh! ♫

#TheMuppets70 #Muppets70Mondays
The Mutations, clad in black pants and cream-colored jackets, dance in front of a raised stage. Behind the stage is a set of arches with music notes and piano keys. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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ZOOT: Huppuh Hunnuuuuhh.

Happy Hanukkah, Muppet fans!
Zoot lights a menorah as Dr. Teeth looks on. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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"When I read [Jim Henson: The Works], I knew I would fit in there, and I wished I could’ve met Jim Henson. So when I got the audition, I was like 'My God, somebody read my journal!' It felt like somebody answered my wish."

Happy Birthday, Leslie Carrara-Rudolph!
Leslie Carrara-Rudolph, wearing a pink hat and red jacket, smiles as she holds up Abby Cadabby in front of 123 Sesame Street. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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DOC: Excuse me! You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas!
MA BEAR: You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip!

#TheMuppets70 #Muppets70Mondays
A close-up of Ma Bear's head on a yellow background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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"There are many adjectives to describe what I do: fun, sweaty, tiring, challenging, amazing, freeing, hilarious… but 'glamorous' is not one of them. But there's no other job like it in the world. And I love it."

Happy Birthday, @stephaniedabruzzo.bsky.social!
Stephanie D'Abruzzo, wearing a red shirt, smiles as she embraces Prairie Dawn and Mae on an off-white background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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"This wiki is dedicated to documenting, exploring and enjoying the enormous body of work that Jim Henson has created and inspired."

Happy Birthday, @muppetwiki.com! This account is in debt to your countless contributors... particularly those who are generous with transcripts.
The Muppet Wiki logo, written in the traditional Muppet wordmark in green. Kermit the Frog's eyeball appears above the "M" in Muppet. (Image... surprise surprise... courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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"Creating a character is always a delicate balance. It’s the writing. It’s the concept. It’s the puppeteer. It’s the voice the puppeteer does. You just don’t know whether something is going to click."

Happy Birthday, Norman Stiles!
Norman Stiles wearing a dark brown shirt, light brown jacket, and blue jeans, stands smiling in front of a white background. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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NEWSMAN: Here's a Muppet news flash. Reports are coming in from all over the world that television news reporters are blowing up. These unlikely rumors have...

#TheMuppets70 #Muppets70Mondays
The Newsman sits at his news desk, preparing to deliver another Muppet News Flash. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM