murdock71.bsky.social
@murdock71.bsky.social
In America, we let the free market decide if we get either, both or none.
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
What’s it feel like to slap your ears against your own head? Gotta rule.
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You’re now typo negative.
December 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh, Kennedy Center. At first I thought you meant the Kidney Center, the place downtown where I go for dialysis.
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I turned it on before I knew the sponsor and when I first heard them say “rate” I thought they said something else.
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
An assocentric worldview.
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
How do you want your cheese steak?
Wizz, the Tinder for kids app, wit.
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I wish everyone on here would stop engaging with this shit. What a waste of everyone’s time. If Matt wants to make this his thing right now, then go with gawd young man. We could be spending more energy cracking funny jokes!
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Saturday’s alright for saturdaying.
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Of course I know the art of the deal. This is better because it’s new. People are saying “what a new deal this is!”
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Crack that beautiful bean cannage!
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Oh pardon me right this way enjoy!
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Poor Mr. Jordan works non stop 9-5 carrying sacks of money from Nike headquarters to his bank.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hitting you with a little “I vant to suck your blood!” Classic.
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Some of them want to choose bleu
Some of them to make fondue
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
They want you to believe you can take that one and simply move it around the fretboard. Don’t buy it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
New fashion statement- belly shirt with really high pants so you appear to be mostly legs.
October 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We already know about popcorn seed dip.
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM