As a final benefit, the machine gives you perfect eyesight and a cool haircut

/end

You soon have a unicorn on your hands but why stop there?

Eventually, your loans become so large that the bank labels you too big to fail. Your investors have long since retired on the money you made for them.

You're welcome.

5/n

Step 5: go back to Step 2.

Perpetual motion machine created.

4/n

Step 4: Mark up the valuation of your prior ownership by 3x. There's nothing wrong with this. It's what your earlier investors are doing too.

3/n

Step 3: Invest the money back into your company at a 3x uplift to your last valuation and get another investor to invest in the same round. I mean, why wouldn't they. You're putting your money where your mouth is!

2/n