MurphNturf
@murphnturf.bsky.social
professional thin ice walker, more man than machine
https://letterboxd.com/Murphnturf/
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A feast on Xmas (eve) day
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
A feast on Xmas (eve) day
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
That's... concerning
That's... concerning
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
That's... concerning
That's... concerning
This just seems rude to the Grinch @hollywoodtheatre.org. I hope your heart can grow three sizes.
December 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This just seems rude to the Grinch @hollywoodtheatre.org. I hope your heart can grow three sizes.
I imagine it's just like Super-Mega-Freakworld in @alexwinter.com 's Freaked
"We'll kick Disney's dead ass!"
"We'll kick Disney's dead ass!"
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I imagine it's just like Super-Mega-Freakworld in @alexwinter.com 's Freaked
"We'll kick Disney's dead ass!"
"We'll kick Disney's dead ass!"
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie
Goddam…
What we almost had
What we almost had
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Goddam…
What we almost had
What we almost had
Ready to hear someone competently communicate their thoughts and ideas tonight on various topics.
Oh what we could have had.
Oh what we could have had.
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ready to hear someone competently communicate their thoughts and ideas tonight on various topics.
Oh what we could have had.
Oh what we could have had.
glad to give this one the appropriate amount of like
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
glad to give this one the appropriate amount of like
Opening this tonight for no reason in particular. I need to get another one for when the eventual eventuals
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Opening this tonight for no reason in particular. I need to get another one for when the eventual eventuals
@thehoustonwade.bsky.social
My gfs cat was very interested in what Chalupa Batman was doing
My gfs cat was very interested in what Chalupa Batman was doing
October 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@thehoustonwade.bsky.social
My gfs cat was very interested in what Chalupa Batman was doing
My gfs cat was very interested in what Chalupa Batman was doing
me, reading your posts
October 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
me, reading your posts
Jesus fucking Christ when you realize your older than Frank Sobotka
October 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Jesus fucking Christ when you realize your older than Frank Sobotka
I made a leather holder for my flask.
LOOK UPON IT AND TREMBLE
LOOK UPON IT AND TREMBLE
October 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I made a leather holder for my flask.
LOOK UPON IT AND TREMBLE
LOOK UPON IT AND TREMBLE
Hey, El Segundo, I think I know who you should call
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Hey, El Segundo, I think I know who you should call
Terrifying day here in occupied Portland
September 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Terrifying day here in occupied Portland
One of the memories that got me through the rest of 2020, was going to Disneyland in late February, making a lightsaber and having Pluto pretend it hurt his finger when he touched it
September 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
One of the memories that got me through the rest of 2020, was going to Disneyland in late February, making a lightsaber and having Pluto pretend it hurt his finger when he touched it
I wanna pop this fucker so bad
August 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I wanna pop this fucker so bad
Has anything ever been cooler than the green violin in Starship Troopers?
August 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Has anything ever been cooler than the green violin in Starship Troopers?
Things can get better by the 9th
August 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Things can get better by the 9th
My “view” of the baseball game
#gopickles
#gopickles
August 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My “view” of the baseball game
#gopickles
#gopickles