Murpho
@murphospeaks.com
Served my country in the Silent Service. Now I drop truth bombs loudly on Bluesky. The bodies are buried on Medium.
1/5
Kristi Noem wants to give migrants a shot at citizenship... By putting them in a reality show.
The American: because "Wheel of Deportation" was too subtle.
Cross the border, complete the obstacle course, maybe win a green card.
Welcome to fascism's pilot episode.
Kristi Noem wants to give migrants a shot at citizenship... By putting them in a reality show.
The American: because "Wheel of Deportation" was too subtle.
Cross the border, complete the obstacle course, maybe win a green card.
Welcome to fascism's pilot episode.
May 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
1/5
Kristi Noem wants to give migrants a shot at citizenship... By putting them in a reality show.
The American: because "Wheel of Deportation" was too subtle.
Cross the border, complete the obstacle course, maybe win a green card.
Welcome to fascism's pilot episode.
Kristi Noem wants to give migrants a shot at citizenship... By putting them in a reality show.
The American: because "Wheel of Deportation" was too subtle.
Cross the border, complete the obstacle course, maybe win a green card.
Welcome to fascism's pilot episode.
🚨🚨🚨
1/5
Trump’s regime branded Mexican cartels as terrorist groups.
Then they turned around and escorted 17 family members of a cartel prince into the U.S.
Congrats, folks! We're now Uber Black for narco royalty.
But sure, let’s keep screaming about “open borders.”
1/5
Trump’s regime branded Mexican cartels as terrorist groups.
Then they turned around and escorted 17 family members of a cartel prince into the U.S.
Congrats, folks! We're now Uber Black for narco royalty.
But sure, let’s keep screaming about “open borders.”
May 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
🚨🚨🚨
1/5
Trump’s regime branded Mexican cartels as terrorist groups.
Then they turned around and escorted 17 family members of a cartel prince into the U.S.
Congrats, folks! We're now Uber Black for narco royalty.
But sure, let’s keep screaming about “open borders.”
1/5
Trump’s regime branded Mexican cartels as terrorist groups.
Then they turned around and escorted 17 family members of a cartel prince into the U.S.
Congrats, folks! We're now Uber Black for narco royalty.
But sure, let’s keep screaming about “open borders.”
1/5
Trump just called the EU “nastier than China.”
Because nothing says “stable genius” like launching a trade war against your own allies while cozying up to authoritarian regimes.
America First? More like America Alone.
Trump just called the EU “nastier than China.”
Because nothing says “stable genius” like launching a trade war against your own allies while cozying up to authoritarian regimes.
America First? More like America Alone.
May 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
1/5
Trump just called the EU “nastier than China.”
Because nothing says “stable genius” like launching a trade war against your own allies while cozying up to authoritarian regimes.
America First? More like America Alone.
Trump just called the EU “nastier than China.”
Because nothing says “stable genius” like launching a trade war against your own allies while cozying up to authoritarian regimes.
America First? More like America Alone.
“I spent $400 at the store and they didn’t buy ANYTHING from me. UNFAIR!”
- Donald J. Trump, if he ran U.S. trade policy like a toddler with a receipt.
That’s what a “trade deficit” is, genius.
You pay for goods.
You get the goods.
It’s not a scam.
It’s called buying stuff.
#TradeDeficitTantrum
- Donald J. Trump, if he ran U.S. trade policy like a toddler with a receipt.
That’s what a “trade deficit” is, genius.
You pay for goods.
You get the goods.
It’s not a scam.
It’s called buying stuff.
#TradeDeficitTantrum
May 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
“I spent $400 at the store and they didn’t buy ANYTHING from me. UNFAIR!”
- Donald J. Trump, if he ran U.S. trade policy like a toddler with a receipt.
That’s what a “trade deficit” is, genius.
You pay for goods.
You get the goods.
It’s not a scam.
It’s called buying stuff.
#TradeDeficitTantrum
- Donald J. Trump, if he ran U.S. trade policy like a toddler with a receipt.
That’s what a “trade deficit” is, genius.
You pay for goods.
You get the goods.
It’s not a scam.
It’s called buying stuff.
#TradeDeficitTantrum
1/8
🚨 ICE agents ASSAULTED Congress members
🚔 And ARRESTED Newark Mayor Ras Baraka—yes, the sitting mayor—
during a lawful oversight visit.
He’s out now.
But that’s not the win you think it is.
🚨 ICE agents ASSAULTED Congress members
🚔 And ARRESTED Newark Mayor Ras Baraka—yes, the sitting mayor—
during a lawful oversight visit.
He’s out now.
But that’s not the win you think it is.
May 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
1/8
🚨 ICE agents ASSAULTED Congress members
🚔 And ARRESTED Newark Mayor Ras Baraka—yes, the sitting mayor—
during a lawful oversight visit.
He’s out now.
But that’s not the win you think it is.
🚨 ICE agents ASSAULTED Congress members
🚔 And ARRESTED Newark Mayor Ras Baraka—yes, the sitting mayor—
during a lawful oversight visit.
He’s out now.
But that’s not the win you think it is.
1/5
Kash Patel, Trump lackey turned FBI director, is now allergic to accountability.
Sen. Merkley asked why he won’t investigate mass due process violations.
Patel: “Not my job.”
Buddy, your entire job is law enforcement. Not cosplay.
#KashPatel #Authoritarianism
Kash Patel, Trump lackey turned FBI director, is now allergic to accountability.
Sen. Merkley asked why he won’t investigate mass due process violations.
Patel: “Not my job.”
Buddy, your entire job is law enforcement. Not cosplay.
#KashPatel #Authoritarianism
May 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
1/5
Kash Patel, Trump lackey turned FBI director, is now allergic to accountability.
Sen. Merkley asked why he won’t investigate mass due process violations.
Patel: “Not my job.”
Buddy, your entire job is law enforcement. Not cosplay.
#KashPatel #Authoritarianism
Kash Patel, Trump lackey turned FBI director, is now allergic to accountability.
Sen. Merkley asked why he won’t investigate mass due process violations.
Patel: “Not my job.”
Buddy, your entire job is law enforcement. Not cosplay.
#KashPatel #Authoritarianism
🚨 Newark Airport is a disaster zone.
Flights delayed, canceled, or vanished into the ether.
Why?
A 90-second blackout, outdated tech, and a skeleton crew.
But sure, let's blame Biden.
Because Trump never met a mirror he liked. 🪞✈️
Flights delayed, canceled, or vanished into the ether.
Why?
A 90-second blackout, outdated tech, and a skeleton crew.
But sure, let's blame Biden.
Because Trump never met a mirror he liked. 🪞✈️
May 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
🚨 Newark Airport is a disaster zone.
Flights delayed, canceled, or vanished into the ether.
Why?
A 90-second blackout, outdated tech, and a skeleton crew.
But sure, let's blame Biden.
Because Trump never met a mirror he liked. 🪞✈️
Flights delayed, canceled, or vanished into the ether.
Why?
A 90-second blackout, outdated tech, and a skeleton crew.
But sure, let's blame Biden.
Because Trump never met a mirror he liked. 🪞✈️
1/5
🚨 The Supreme Court just gave Trump the green light to erase 15,000+ trans troops.
🪖 This isn't about "readiness."
⚠️ It's about raw, institutionalized hate.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights #MilitaryEquality
🚨 The Supreme Court just gave Trump the green light to erase 15,000+ trans troops.
🪖 This isn't about "readiness."
⚠️ It's about raw, institutionalized hate.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights #MilitaryEquality
May 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
1/5
🚨 The Supreme Court just gave Trump the green light to erase 15,000+ trans troops.
🪖 This isn't about "readiness."
⚠️ It's about raw, institutionalized hate.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights #MilitaryEquality
🚨 The Supreme Court just gave Trump the green light to erase 15,000+ trans troops.
🪖 This isn't about "readiness."
⚠️ It's about raw, institutionalized hate.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights #MilitaryEquality
THREAD
“Was the President Lying?”
The Kilmar case just hit federal court - and Judge Boasberg isn’t playing. 🧑⚖️
Here’s what went down. 🧵👇
“Was the President Lying?”
The Kilmar case just hit federal court - and Judge Boasberg isn’t playing. 🧑⚖️
Here’s what went down. 🧵👇
May 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
THREAD
“Was the President Lying?”
The Kilmar case just hit federal court - and Judge Boasberg isn’t playing. 🧑⚖️
Here’s what went down. 🧵👇
“Was the President Lying?”
The Kilmar case just hit federal court - and Judge Boasberg isn’t playing. 🧑⚖️
Here’s what went down. 🧵👇
[0/5]
She screams at the door
While freedom bleeds in the street.
“Pick me!” Nancy begs.
📍A Murpho Speaks haiku.
She screams at the door
While freedom bleeds in the street.
“Pick me!” Nancy begs.
📍A Murpho Speaks haiku.
May 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
[0/5]
She screams at the door
While freedom bleeds in the street.
“Pick me!” Nancy begs.
📍A Murpho Speaks haiku.
She screams at the door
While freedom bleeds in the street.
“Pick me!” Nancy begs.
📍A Murpho Speaks haiku.
🎬 [1/5]
Coming soon to a ruined theater near you:
“MINISTRY OF PROPAGANDA” - starring Stephen Miller as Joseph Goebbels.
Presented by:
The Trump Regime™
In glorious black & white.
🧵👇
Coming soon to a ruined theater near you:
“MINISTRY OF PROPAGANDA” - starring Stephen Miller as Joseph Goebbels.
Presented by:
The Trump Regime™
In glorious black & white.
🧵👇
May 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
🎬 [1/5]
Coming soon to a ruined theater near you:
“MINISTRY OF PROPAGANDA” - starring Stephen Miller as Joseph Goebbels.
Presented by:
The Trump Regime™
In glorious black & white.
🧵👇
Coming soon to a ruined theater near you:
“MINISTRY OF PROPAGANDA” - starring Stephen Miller as Joseph Goebbels.
Presented by:
The Trump Regime™
In glorious black & white.
🧵👇
🧵 [1/5]
👑Trump wants to REOPEN ALCATRAZ
🧱 Not as a museum.
Not as a park.
But as a detention island for so-called “dregs of society.”
No plan. No Congress. No Constitution.
Just fascist vibes and brand strategy.
👇
👑Trump wants to REOPEN ALCATRAZ
🧱 Not as a museum.
Not as a park.
But as a detention island for so-called “dregs of society.”
No plan. No Congress. No Constitution.
Just fascist vibes and brand strategy.
👇
May 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
🧵 [1/5]
👑Trump wants to REOPEN ALCATRAZ
🧱 Not as a museum.
Not as a park.
But as a detention island for so-called “dregs of society.”
No plan. No Congress. No Constitution.
Just fascist vibes and brand strategy.
👇
👑Trump wants to REOPEN ALCATRAZ
🧱 Not as a museum.
Not as a park.
But as a detention island for so-called “dregs of society.”
No plan. No Congress. No Constitution.
Just fascist vibes and brand strategy.
👇
[1/5]
On Sunday, Kristen Welker asked Trump if he has to uphold the Constitution.
His response:
“I don’t know.”
That should’ve ended the interview.
Hell, it should’ve ended everything.
On Sunday, Kristen Welker asked Trump if he has to uphold the Constitution.
His response:
“I don’t know.”
That should’ve ended the interview.
Hell, it should’ve ended everything.
May 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
[1/5]
On Sunday, Kristen Welker asked Trump if he has to uphold the Constitution.
His response:
“I don’t know.”
That should’ve ended the interview.
Hell, it should’ve ended everything.
On Sunday, Kristen Welker asked Trump if he has to uphold the Constitution.
His response:
“I don’t know.”
That should’ve ended the interview.
Hell, it should’ve ended everything.
🧵 THREAD 1/4
This is where I’m from.
That billboard? It’s real.
Stands off I-71 in Ohio.
I drove past it hundreds of times as a kid.
It used to feel absurd. Now it feels like prophecy.
It’s not just a sign. It’s a warning.
And it’s playing out in real time.👇
This is where I’m from.
That billboard? It’s real.
Stands off I-71 in Ohio.
I drove past it hundreds of times as a kid.
It used to feel absurd. Now it feels like prophecy.
It’s not just a sign. It’s a warning.
And it’s playing out in real time.👇
May 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
🧵 THREAD 1/4
This is where I’m from.
That billboard? It’s real.
Stands off I-71 in Ohio.
I drove past it hundreds of times as a kid.
It used to feel absurd. Now it feels like prophecy.
It’s not just a sign. It’s a warning.
And it’s playing out in real time.👇
This is where I’m from.
That billboard? It’s real.
Stands off I-71 in Ohio.
I drove past it hundreds of times as a kid.
It used to feel absurd. Now it feels like prophecy.
It’s not just a sign. It’s a warning.
And it’s playing out in real time.👇
I tried to tell you... this dude is dangerous.
Plus my image is better.
Plus my image is better.
May 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I tried to tell you... this dude is dangerous.
Plus my image is better.
Plus my image is better.
This isn't deportation. These are American kids. Call it by its name.
KIDNAPPING. In plain sight.
KIDNAPPING. In plain sight.
May 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This isn't deportation. These are American kids. Call it by its name.
KIDNAPPING. In plain sight.
KIDNAPPING. In plain sight.
This isn't deportation.
These are American kids.
Call it by its name.
KIDNAPPING.
In plain sight.
These are American kids.
Call it by its name.
KIDNAPPING.
In plain sight.
May 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This isn't deportation.
These are American kids.
Call it by its name.
KIDNAPPING.
In plain sight.
These are American kids.
Call it by its name.
KIDNAPPING.
In plain sight.
🧵 MAGAnomics 201: Blame Everyone But Yourself
💸 Empty shelves
💵 $97 groceries
↗️Exploding prices
But Scott Bessent says:
“The tariffs are a net positive.”
Yeah. Okay.
💸 Empty shelves
💵 $97 groceries
↗️Exploding prices
But Scott Bessent says:
“The tariffs are a net positive.”
Yeah. Okay.
April 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
🧵 MAGAnomics 201: Blame Everyone But Yourself
💸 Empty shelves
💵 $97 groceries
↗️Exploding prices
But Scott Bessent says:
“The tariffs are a net positive.”
Yeah. Okay.
💸 Empty shelves
💵 $97 groceries
↗️Exploding prices
But Scott Bessent says:
“The tariffs are a net positive.”
Yeah. Okay.
🚨🚨BREAKING 🚨🚨
Pope Donaldo I
Vicar of Golf
Bishop of Mar-a-Lago
Defender of the Faith (in Himself)
“I’d like to be Pope. That would be my number one choice.”
— Donald J. Trump, April 2025
Vatican, you’re on the clock.
#MurphoSpeaks #AuthoritarianClownShow #RedHatMass
Pope Donaldo I
Vicar of Golf
Bishop of Mar-a-Lago
Defender of the Faith (in Himself)
“I’d like to be Pope. That would be my number one choice.”
— Donald J. Trump, April 2025
Vatican, you’re on the clock.
#MurphoSpeaks #AuthoritarianClownShow #RedHatMass
April 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
🚨🚨BREAKING 🚨🚨
Pope Donaldo I
Vicar of Golf
Bishop of Mar-a-Lago
Defender of the Faith (in Himself)
“I’d like to be Pope. That would be my number one choice.”
— Donald J. Trump, April 2025
Vatican, you’re on the clock.
#MurphoSpeaks #AuthoritarianClownShow #RedHatMass
Pope Donaldo I
Vicar of Golf
Bishop of Mar-a-Lago
Defender of the Faith (in Himself)
“I’d like to be Pope. That would be my number one choice.”
— Donald J. Trump, April 2025
Vatican, you’re on the clock.
#MurphoSpeaks #AuthoritarianClownShow #RedHatMass
(1/7)
📘 MAGAnomics 101
Welcome to the only economic theory where:
🔸Empty ports = Winning
🔸Empty shelves = Freedom
🔸Soaring prices = Patriotism
And if you feel pain?
Well, that’s just the cost of greatness.
Let’s begin:
📘 MAGAnomics 101
Welcome to the only economic theory where:
🔸Empty ports = Winning
🔸Empty shelves = Freedom
🔸Soaring prices = Patriotism
And if you feel pain?
Well, that’s just the cost of greatness.
Let’s begin:
April 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
(1/7)
📘 MAGAnomics 101
Welcome to the only economic theory where:
🔸Empty ports = Winning
🔸Empty shelves = Freedom
🔸Soaring prices = Patriotism
And if you feel pain?
Well, that’s just the cost of greatness.
Let’s begin:
📘 MAGAnomics 101
Welcome to the only economic theory where:
🔸Empty ports = Winning
🔸Empty shelves = Freedom
🔸Soaring prices = Patriotism
And if you feel pain?
Well, that’s just the cost of greatness.
Let’s begin:
ICE isn't "deporting" children.
Those kids are Americans
That's called kidnapping.
Call it what it is.
#TheyTookThem #Kidnapped #ICERaids #MurphoSpeaks"
Those kids are Americans
That's called kidnapping.
Call it what it is.
#TheyTookThem #Kidnapped #ICERaids #MurphoSpeaks"
April 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
ICE isn't "deporting" children.
Those kids are Americans
That's called kidnapping.
Call it what it is.
#TheyTookThem #Kidnapped #ICERaids #MurphoSpeaks"
Those kids are Americans
That's called kidnapping.
Call it what it is.
#TheyTookThem #Kidnapped #ICERaids #MurphoSpeaks"
2️⃣
No judge verified it.
No cross-examination.
No meaningful hearing.
They just said:
"Mom said it was OK.
Trust us, bro."
And they disappeared her. ✈️
No judge verified it.
No cross-examination.
No meaningful hearing.
They just said:
"Mom said it was OK.
Trust us, bro."
And they disappeared her. ✈️
April 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
2️⃣
No judge verified it.
No cross-examination.
No meaningful hearing.
They just said:
"Mom said it was OK.
Trust us, bro."
And they disappeared her. ✈️
No judge verified it.
No cross-examination.
No meaningful hearing.
They just said:
"Mom said it was OK.
Trust us, bro."
And they disappeared her. ✈️