Murray Magpie
@murraymagpie.bsky.social
Aspiring novelist, musician, and seller of chemicals
Likes: garlic bread, crime fiction, Mexican spice blending
Dislikes: Nazis, racists, apologists for same
Likes: garlic bread, crime fiction, Mexican spice blending
Dislikes: Nazis, racists, apologists for same
Well done! I wrote a song called Happy hour once, slightly less successful😭
October 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Well done! I wrote a song called Happy hour once, slightly less successful😭
Dodgem car appears, whisks them away
September 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Dodgem car appears, whisks them away
The beatings will continue until morale improves
September 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Why do you want to store a kangaroo in your skin pouch?
September 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Why do you want to store a kangaroo in your skin pouch?
Incredible movie
I finally got around to seeing In Bruges recently as well and wow
I finally got around to seeing In Bruges recently as well and wow
September 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Incredible movie
I finally got around to seeing In Bruges recently as well and wow
I finally got around to seeing In Bruges recently as well and wow
Don’t forget Australia
August 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Don’t forget Australia
He played this same guitar when I saw him twenty years ago
August 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
He played this same guitar when I saw him twenty years ago
Exercising my rights by swatting at things with my huge bear arms
August 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Exercising my rights by swatting at things with my huge bear arms
We certainly hope she gets everything she deserves
August 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We certainly hope she gets everything she deserves
Look in the mirror and I’ll tell you
August 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Look in the mirror and I’ll tell you
He does sound like a scallywag
August 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
He does sound like a scallywag
We have a new swear!!
August 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
We have a new swear!!
What’s the charge, throwing a succulent Chinese roll?
August 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
What’s the charge, throwing a succulent Chinese roll?
Actually a whippet
August 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Actually a whippet
Big overlap with orbit skeptics and dog autism truthers
August 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Big overlap with orbit skeptics and dog autism truthers
Ouch, jorts catching strays here
August 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ouch, jorts catching strays here
I was fuming about this recently
August 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I was fuming about this recently
And the spoon on the cake!
August 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
And the spoon on the cake!