Luncartonian
@murrayspie.bsky.social
From Perthshire, old(47), overweight, balding and unfit and, reluctantly, accept that my best days are behind me. Dislikes the Daily Mail and most Tories. Trump and his acolytes can fuck off anaw.
Most goals we have shipped this season have been as soft as skitters.
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Most goals we have shipped this season have been as soft as skitters.
Do you guys know if it would be possible to get a ticket for the Frankfurt match in January or will this sell out completely?
December 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Do you guys know if it would be possible to get a ticket for the Frankfurt match in January or will this sell out completely?
Ronnie farted at the end of the 5th frame and the crowd rewarded his efforts with a rapturous round of applause.
May 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ronnie farted at the end of the 5th frame and the crowd rewarded his efforts with a rapturous round of applause.
As long as that fanny on the next table doesn't win it, I'm not that bothered.
April 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
As long as that fanny on the next table doesn't win it, I'm not that bothered.
2) big clubs don't get repeatedly relegated, big clubs don't enter administration. Attendance pah! in that respect how many would hearts take an hour north of Aberdeen for a 1230 KO? Trains every 15 minutes at £16 return v a maximum of 3 possible trains at around £60. You'd be less than 10k.
April 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
2) big clubs don't get repeatedly relegated, big clubs don't enter administration. Attendance pah! in that respect how many would hearts take an hour north of Aberdeen for a 1230 KO? Trains every 15 minutes at £16 return v a maximum of 3 possible trains at around £60. You'd be less than 10k.
I do? I've responded to 3 of your posts in relation to yesterday's game, I wouldn't say it was excessive. Bigger club gag, nobody in Europe even knows who you are, 90% of your entire haul was won before your grandad was born. Aberdeen have taken more to a final than hearts could dream of.
April 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I do? I've responded to 3 of your posts in relation to yesterday's game, I wouldn't say it was excessive. Bigger club gag, nobody in Europe even knows who you are, 90% of your entire haul was won before your grandad was born. Aberdeen have taken more to a final than hearts could dream of.
More of a chance than Hearts, eh? That's because you are oot. Embarrassed yourself in Europe, not a single win against Hibs or Aberdeen all season, now scrapping it out with Saints and Ross County to stay up.
April 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
More of a chance than Hearts, eh? That's because you are oot. Embarrassed yourself in Europe, not a single win against Hibs or Aberdeen all season, now scrapping it out with Saints and Ross County to stay up.
They won't pump you anyway, that's for sure.
April 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
They won't pump you anyway, that's for sure.
A fluke? If it didn't hit Gordon it was going straight to Gueye for a tap in. Dominated yet had 1 shot on target? Aberdeen were honking but to say Hearts were the better side is, frankly, ridiculous. Good luck in the relegation battle, it's where your yo-yo club thrives. Ps. get it right up ye.
April 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A fluke? If it didn't hit Gordon it was going straight to Gueye for a tap in. Dominated yet had 1 shot on target? Aberdeen were honking but to say Hearts were the better side is, frankly, ridiculous. Good luck in the relegation battle, it's where your yo-yo club thrives. Ps. get it right up ye.
Better in what way? I know they were down to ten men but Mitov never had a save to make, not one.
April 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Better in what way? I know they were down to ten men but Mitov never had a save to make, not one.
It doesn't matter whether he seen him or not, or meant it or not, he clattered him and it was a free kick and, probably, his 5th foul since his initial yellow.
April 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It doesn't matter whether he seen him or not, or meant it or not, he clattered him and it was a free kick and, probably, his 5th foul since his initial yellow.
Don't foul repeatedly when you are already on a yellow then.
April 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Don't foul repeatedly when you are already on a yellow then.
To be fair, he had committed several fouls since his first yellow, he left Beaton with little option. The way he walked off was kinda telling, he knew it was coming.
April 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
To be fair, he had committed several fouls since his first yellow, he left Beaton with little option. The way he walked off was kinda telling, he knew it was coming.
The foul itself wasn't worthy of a yellow nut he was certainly worth a second for persistent infringements.
April 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The foul itself wasn't worthy of a yellow nut he was certainly worth a second for persistent infringements.
The UK will do what it is told.
April 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The UK will do what it is told.
Shat it, as usual. Though I'm not convinced there wasn't a Hun handball immediately before it bounced up onto Nisbets hand, not looked at of course.
April 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Shat it, as usual. Though I'm not convinced there wasn't a Hun handball immediately before it bounced up onto Nisbets hand, not looked at of course.
We need to do these fuckers to the tune of, at least, half a dozen. They are rank.
April 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
We need to do these fuckers to the tune of, at least, half a dozen. They are rank.
He was reeking the place out, he's done him a favour.
April 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
He was reeking the place out, he's done him a favour.
I'd rather they kept McCausland on, he was absolutely stinking.
April 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I'd rather they kept McCausland on, he was absolutely stinking.
Hearts have now finished above Aberdeen twice in the last 14 seasons. A proper big time club.
April 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hearts have now finished above Aberdeen twice in the last 14 seasons. A proper big time club.
Sadly, people have been dumbed down, it's happening here too. Facts and figures matter, not a jot, it's whoever has the catchiest slogan that wins. Labour winning was an anomaly, it appears the right and their media are better at getting the attention of the thickest sections of society.
April 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sadly, people have been dumbed down, it's happening here too. Facts and figures matter, not a jot, it's whoever has the catchiest slogan that wins. Labour winning was an anomaly, it appears the right and their media are better at getting the attention of the thickest sections of society.
It's not very insightful or tactful but I fucking hate those lying, weaselly, cunts. I now, actively, wish harm on that country.
April 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It's not very insightful or tactful but I fucking hate those lying, weaselly, cunts. I now, actively, wish harm on that country.
It's impossible to overstate just how ignorant and lacking in intelligence your average American is, though.
April 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It's impossible to overstate just how ignorant and lacking in intelligence your average American is, though.
He takes it up the arse.
April 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
He takes it up the arse.