Me
@murrrrrrrph.bsky.social
I’ve been called “a stinker” on my girlfriend’s podcast.
I got banned from the Holiday Inn Express I was staying at because I raised the flags there back to full-staff on Friday. Charlie Kirk didn’t deserve such an honor. I stand by my actions.
September 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I got banned from the Holiday Inn Express I was staying at because I raised the flags there back to full-staff on Friday. Charlie Kirk didn’t deserve such an honor. I stand by my actions.
Dear Charlie Kirk’s killer:
If I see you, I will hide you. Your secret will be safe with me.
If I see you, I will hide you. Your secret will be safe with me.
September 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Dear Charlie Kirk’s killer:
If I see you, I will hide you. Your secret will be safe with me.
If I see you, I will hide you. Your secret will be safe with me.
The saddest thing about Charlie Kirk’s death is that he likely didn’t even suffer.
September 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The saddest thing about Charlie Kirk’s death is that he likely didn’t even suffer.
Dear Mrs. Charlie Kirk:
Next time, marry a liberal. Your kids will appreciate being raised by a decent man instead.
Next time, marry a liberal. Your kids will appreciate being raised by a decent man instead.
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Dear Mrs. Charlie Kirk:
Next time, marry a liberal. Your kids will appreciate being raised by a decent man instead.
Next time, marry a liberal. Your kids will appreciate being raised by a decent man instead.
Charlie Kirk was shot. I’m almost upset by this.
September 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Charlie Kirk was shot. I’m almost upset by this.
I hope - I actively hope - that Trump being pissed at Israel leads to a rift between him and Netanyahu. I could actually get behind Trump in that sole circumstance.
June 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I hope - I actively hope - that Trump being pissed at Israel leads to a rift between him and Netanyahu. I could actually get behind Trump in that sole circumstance.
On the one hand, Trump’s right to be mad at Israel.
On the other hand, Trump was wrong to have intervened in the first place.
On yet a third hand, this “ceasefire” shows exactly how little respect the international community has for Trump.
On the other hand, Trump was wrong to have intervened in the first place.
On yet a third hand, this “ceasefire” shows exactly how little respect the international community has for Trump.
June 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
On the one hand, Trump’s right to be mad at Israel.
On the other hand, Trump was wrong to have intervened in the first place.
On yet a third hand, this “ceasefire” shows exactly how little respect the international community has for Trump.
On the other hand, Trump was wrong to have intervened in the first place.
On yet a third hand, this “ceasefire” shows exactly how little respect the international community has for Trump.
The main lesson I’ve learned about lying is that, if you do it, go all in. I’ve been in more trouble for lying and then eventually telling the truth than I have for lying and sticking with the lie.
May 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The main lesson I’ve learned about lying is that, if you do it, go all in. I’ve been in more trouble for lying and then eventually telling the truth than I have for lying and sticking with the lie.
I’ve decided I’m an Indiana #Pacers fan.
I had a dream that I told someone I didn’t have a favorite NBA team, and they responded with, “But isn’t your Uncle Alan the head coach of the Pacers?” And apparently in my dream he was. Good enough for me.
I had a dream that I told someone I didn’t have a favorite NBA team, and they responded with, “But isn’t your Uncle Alan the head coach of the Pacers?” And apparently in my dream he was. Good enough for me.
May 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I’ve decided I’m an Indiana #Pacers fan.
I had a dream that I told someone I didn’t have a favorite NBA team, and they responded with, “But isn’t your Uncle Alan the head coach of the Pacers?” And apparently in my dream he was. Good enough for me.
I had a dream that I told someone I didn’t have a favorite NBA team, and they responded with, “But isn’t your Uncle Alan the head coach of the Pacers?” And apparently in my dream he was. Good enough for me.
The great thing about last names: It’s the only mode of verbiage in which “Rouch” and “Diaw” could possibly rhyme.
May 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The great thing about last names: It’s the only mode of verbiage in which “Rouch” and “Diaw” could possibly rhyme.
Watching South Bend Cubs @ Cedar Rapids Kernels. You know you’re at an ugly game when a reliever walks in a run in the second inning.
May 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Watching South Bend Cubs @ Cedar Rapids Kernels. You know you’re at an ugly game when a reliever walks in a run in the second inning.
@alexgalbraith.bsky.social No offense, but you have an Autocorrect Hall of Fame inductee here.
April 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
@alexgalbraith.bsky.social No offense, but you have an Autocorrect Hall of Fame inductee here.
BEST ST. PATRICK’S DAY EVER!
March 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
BEST ST. PATRICK’S DAY EVER!
Frank Saucier’s pinch-hitter was short, but his life was long.
March 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Frank Saucier’s pinch-hitter was short, but his life was long.
According to WTForecast’s graphic, here in Cedar Rapids, tomorrow’s supposed to have a low of 45 and a chance of … snow?
WTForecast indeed.
WTForecast indeed.
March 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
According to WTForecast’s graphic, here in Cedar Rapids, tomorrow’s supposed to have a low of 45 and a chance of … snow?
WTForecast indeed.
WTForecast indeed.
What nobody has been able to answer yet is how Pope Francis has pneumonia in both lungs when one of his lungs was removed as a teenager
February 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What nobody has been able to answer yet is how Pope Francis has pneumonia in both lungs when one of his lungs was removed as a teenager
The Price Is Right: The Barker Era finally got to the Rod Roddy era and I’m irrationally excited for it.
February 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The Price Is Right: The Barker Era finally got to the Rod Roddy era and I’m irrationally excited for it.
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Know who I miss? Joe Biden.
February 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Know who I miss? Joe Biden.
My girlfriend didn’t know who Alanis Morrisette’s classic banger You Oughta Know was about.
Yes, I did the honors, and yes, she was surprised as hell.
Yes, I did the honors, and yes, she was surprised as hell.
February 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
My girlfriend didn’t know who Alanis Morrisette’s classic banger You Oughta Know was about.
Yes, I did the honors, and yes, she was surprised as hell.
Yes, I did the honors, and yes, she was surprised as hell.