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@badnetworker May 28

1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together

2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three.

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 1h

@thegallowboob

Meet the Chevrotain, aka the mouse deer. They have hooves and look like how you’d draw a dog if you sucked at drawing.

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16h

@allinkid a day ago

Blackthorne: You tell him Drake says Lamar abuses women. Lamar mocks Drake for weak friends leaking info. Drake claims Lamar used fans lyrics. Lamar accuses Drake of secret children, drugs and gambling!

Mariko: The Anjin doesn't think Drake and Lamar are friends

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18h

@buffyspeak 7 months ago

sports is a slippery slope. one day you're sixteen and getting into baseball to try to get with a guy and then suddenly you're twenty three and watching the nba draft

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21h

@francisxwolf - Oct 6
the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

@POCHOWEK
footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 1d

@JenKatWrites

NFTs sound like something the Ferengi would make up on Star Trek and it would be the plot of an episode to get them to cut that shit out

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 1d

@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

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@faygocytosis 6 days ago

I love pigeons. 1hp animal. All available braincells dedicated to smell & spatial reasoning. Nest looks like this.

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 1d

@planetgraves 6 days ago

So. Bad news. We have to keep going tomorrow. Good news is that I'll keep going with you

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 2d

@JeremyMonjo

tattooing which of my opinions are real and which are ironic in case i forget, like the memento guy

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 2d

@banalplay 6 days ago

this car has rules to prevent it from becoming a gremlin

@StonkKing4

$TSLA Cybertruck owners ..

1) do NOT wash your car in sunlight and

2) do NOT tell Tesla SCs that you drove it through a car wash (like this guy) even if you turned on Car Wash Mode. They will void your warranty.

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 2d

@HELLA_GIRTH 18 hours ago

@Feldfrog a day ago

Limos are such a funny status symbol. Like yeah, I’m rich. Did you see how long my car

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 3d

@mathaiaus

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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 3d

@dril

(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the AI hate is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly racist

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Swayzine ITYSL Fan Art 💦 🥩 @garvestonreggie.bsky.social · 3d

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 3d

Tweet from tara shoe (@tarashoe):

a proper response to girl calling "amy?" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 3d

Tweet from ret (@rad_milk):

as a kid i would lmao when somebody on tv said Butt. now a tv character can say Ass and i barely crack a smile. i guess this is growing up

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 3d

@ityslmemes.com

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 3d

Tweet from 🟡 The tumboy 🟡 (@TheTumboy):

when Tess pretends to be Julia Roberts in Oceans 12

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 4d

Tweet from Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin):

me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone
[doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs?
me: im trying to tell you

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 4d

Laura Mannino

WGA and SAG on strike

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 4d

@kenzianidiot a day ago

for 1.5 years my dog's favorite toy has been a dismembered doll arm and he loves it so much

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 4d

@Biscuit_Dog 2 days ago

He's not used to seeing stairs and gets scared of them

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 5d

Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 5d

@BringDaNoyz 20 hours ago

time to take a big sip out of my “THE DEMETER WILL NEVER HAVE A DRACULA ON BOARD” mug and check twitter

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 5d

Tweet from ret (@rad_milk):

chef gordon ramsay: it must be fresh. poop is only good straight from the butt
me: hell i'll eat it out of the toilet
ramsay: absolutely not