It was me. I was the one who bit the dust. That's why everyone else is just another one.

I'm getting real tired of the word record. I mean what am I cording again anyways

I feel the need to reiterate that I am a very smart guy despite the criticism I get all day from my one true hater.

I like spreading misinformation like the fact that the person who made Webster's dictionary is American and not British.

If these posts get leaked I might be sued for environmental damages

Smb I can't believe I'm already addicted to this app and I don't even have a following

I don't think toxic relationships are real. I mean- yea... uh huh... What do you mean there are uraniumly enriched couples out there... Ooooh that's why they're called nuclear families

I'm quite a famous person, if you replace f with a g

I think that gyroshima would be a good name for a wrap

you know I can just post anything on here when I'm bored, so now you can call me the smarts man