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Adam Music

@musicadamt.bsky.social

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Geek dad. Husband. Godmother. Gardener. Situational humorist. Dad joke purveyor. Legal content pro. He/him. Opinions and snark are my own.

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 3h

I am unsure the exact pronunciation. GLAY-rus? GLAH-rus? gluh-ROOSE?

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 3h

I'm going to be honest that I thought Kaukauna was some kind of Hawaiian product.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 3h

Wauwatosa
Menomonee
Waukesha
Oconomowoc
Manitowoc
Kinnickinnic
Kaukauna
New Glarus

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 4h

East: Wooder
West: Wadder
Central: What are you two saying?

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 4h

Evan, the pastor can either have freedom of speech or freedom of religion.

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 4h

"There's a little girl out there, many people are saying, although maybe she's not a girl, we have to check what her ranking is in certain sports. She may be immune, possibly not be, though we're going to pull out her brain just to be sure. She'll be fine, more good, who knows?"

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 4h

Western Pennsylvania: We speak Pittsburghese.
Eastern Pennyslvania: Philadelphia English, Jawn.
Random Parts of Pennsylvania: Wir sprechen hier Deutsch.
The Rest: Dadgummit.

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 5h

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 5h

The Wet Bandits

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 5h

Donnie Iris (It's one syllable)
Primanti's
"Did you eat yet?" (two syllables)

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 5h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 5h

a group of stuffed animals are sitting at a table with cups of coffee

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 5h

Look, just tell him that antifa sneaks in America's yard and gobbles its poor azaleas. It's awfully crafty. You'd have to clap your hands three times to lure it in.

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 5h

The rule is if you refer to a court ruling, you have to post a link to the case. Go ahead. I'll wait.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 5h

Fun fact: This guy was the narrator/father when Into the Woods stopped by Chicago this year.

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 5h

Unless we all unite.

a man with his arms outstretched is asking can you dig it ?

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 5h

I'm not sure if that was supposed to be Faulty or Faculty. I'm also not sure which is funnier. Also, woop woop to the Adams Street 10-URs.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 6h

I'm a capo in the WMB.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 7h

But ... why not both?

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 8h

You're very special, professeur.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 9h

Without Googling, my guess is even Lee Greenwood fans couldn't name two Lee Greenwood songs.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 9h

Thanks! Pop in and check on them occasionally, they only live 2 and a half hours away.

Update: The moving company just estimated they have 5.5 tons of stuff to move.

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 9h

ogf yourself?

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 9h

Mike Johnson is absolutely this guy from Good Morning, Vietnam.

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 9h

A broader audience? Like country AND western?

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 9h

Threw them away. They were temporary tats anyway.