Guns Ahimbo
@musicboxopera.bsky.social
World's okayest turtle dad. amateur animal photographer. bi but not really shy.
My favorite smell, squeaky carts.
September 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My favorite smell, squeaky carts.
I think the medbed shit originated from the 2013 movie Elysium (and Prometheus, which was released a year prior).
September 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think the medbed shit originated from the 2013 movie Elysium (and Prometheus, which was released a year prior).
That site pivoted towards a meme coin.
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
That site pivoted towards a meme coin.
That's Quattro, not Char. Completely different guy, I swear.
May 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That's Quattro, not Char. Completely different guy, I swear.
"It just wokes" - Todd Howard when he lists ES6 features.
March 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"It just wokes" - Todd Howard when he lists ES6 features.
That ghoul is too jacked to be King Charles.
January 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
That ghoul is too jacked to be King Charles.
That crab really did run an evil cult of goons.
January 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
That crab really did run an evil cult of goons.
You're telling me a crab ran this goon!?
January 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You're telling me a crab ran this goon!?
Why are her shoes so pointy?
January 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Why are her shoes so pointy?
Markwayne Mullin gives me "middle-aged dad who gets drunk at his kid's Little League game and calls the other team's kids homophobic slurs" vibes.
January 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Markwayne Mullin gives me "middle-aged dad who gets drunk at his kid's Little League game and calls the other team's kids homophobic slurs" vibes.
No it isn't, dipshit.
January 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
No it isn't, dipshit.
Infancy Gospel of Thomas 4:1
January 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Infancy Gospel of Thomas 4:1
Cybertrucks do this when they're stressed.
January 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Cybertrucks do this when they're stressed.
He's got his blanket, he's got his Reese's Puffs.
December 24, 2024 at 2:09 PM
He's got his blanket, he's got his Reese's Puffs.
You can do as many buttons as you want (but personally, I do the middle three to show off my t-shirt for contrast and have the bottom of the jacket sit better when I'm sitting down).
December 21, 2024 at 9:38 PM
You can do as many buttons as you want (but personally, I do the middle three to show off my t-shirt for contrast and have the bottom of the jacket sit better when I'm sitting down).
"Findet Elon Musk gut" It shouldn't be too hard, it's huge.
December 21, 2024 at 3:02 PM
"Findet Elon Musk gut" It shouldn't be too hard, it's huge.
Jesus killed a child that accidentally bumped into him
"After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died."
"After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died."
December 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Jesus killed a child that accidentally bumped into him
"After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died."
"After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died."
Protip: Don't even bother with stealth in Freelancer, just throw that rubber duck at your target and run!
December 4, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Protip: Don't even bother with stealth in Freelancer, just throw that rubber duck at your target and run!
I've been playing some Freelancer mode in Hitman 3 recently and watching that video was one of the experiences of all time.
December 4, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I've been playing some Freelancer mode in Hitman 3 recently and watching that video was one of the experiences of all time.
They look fantastic! Are they made from EVA foam?
December 4, 2024 at 10:43 PM
They look fantastic! Are they made from EVA foam?