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Muskrat Xeets
@muskrat-xeets.bsky.social
Full-time meme-lord, TLDR. Pretty dank 😺 - wokies KEEP OUT.

[Satire account of a frankly terrifying man.]
Many have accused me of constant fascist ideologies perpeptuating elitest ideas - many have accused me of being a manchild who never grew out of edgyness and is desperate for attention and validation
to that i say
IF I WAS SO UNETHICAL HOW DID I GET ALL THIS MONEY WOKIES?
#capitallismiskey #satire
January 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm proud to announce that i'll be donating ONE HUNDRED dollars to children in need!

ANYWAY - TESLACOIN TO THE MOON!! ELON DADDY NEEDS HIS BIG TRILLY. X MAKE IT HAPPEN!! REDDIT UNITE ELON PAPA NEEDS TO REACH THE BIG TRILLION!!
#elon #shitcoin #totheMOON
January 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Think you WOKIES with your OPEN-SOURCE, FREE AND SECURE woke-grams can HIDE FROM ME? with all your Ienukks OS and... githhubs I'll buy them all! then i'll send 4chan to PORK your MOTHER YEAH YEAH I'll fuck up your atmosphere untill it's SMOG-BROWN SKY.

STOP CALLING ME CRINGE I'M COOL SO FUNNY STOP
January 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
SUP, Memelords 😺😺
some of the WOKE MOB - the WOKERS said that I
"Unambiguously, confidently did a jester that, in the modern culture could ONLY EVER be interpreted as a fascist salute."
WELL, TO ALL THE PRONOUNS AND ADVERBS OUT THERE.
I was just being a silly little guy! #silly #NOTANAZI #WOKERS
January 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM