MustangJedi
@mustangjedi.bsky.social
Short, darth, & scruffy country geek here for the boots, beards, & bears 🐻
Defeat my prickly exterior and make it inside the perimeter and I’ll smother you against my salty skin & scruffy body till ur a compliant little creature
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Defeat my prickly exterior and make it inside the perimeter and I’ll smother you against my salty skin & scruffy body till ur a compliant little creature
difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension, and love causes it
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension, and love causes it
ain’t gonna fiddle fart ‘round without my whiskey 🥃
December 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
ain’t gonna fiddle fart ‘round without my whiskey 🥃
this view, these vibes, & my arms round u
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
this view, these vibes, & my arms round u
Doesn’t matter what time I go to bed, I still ain’t wanna work tomorrow.
Wanna play hooky with Jameson 🥃 and a ginger?
Wanna play hooky with Jameson 🥃 and a ginger?
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Doesn’t matter what time I go to bed, I still ain’t wanna work tomorrow.
Wanna play hooky with Jameson 🥃 and a ginger?
Wanna play hooky with Jameson 🥃 and a ginger?
Who needs a saddle when I can just sit on your face?
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Who needs a saddle when I can just sit on your face?
my ex told me to see a therapist. Therapist told me to see better men
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
my ex told me to see a therapist. Therapist told me to see better men
pardon the ripe pits, swampy ass, & musky odor, but I need a foot rub
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
pardon the ripe pits, swampy ass, & musky odor, but I need a foot rub
Did I just work out? Yes
Will I calorie dumped with pizza and dessert? Yes
It’s called balance
#bulk #belly #cuddlecushion
Will I calorie dumped with pizza and dessert? Yes
It’s called balance
#bulk #belly #cuddlecushion
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Did I just work out? Yes
Will I calorie dumped with pizza and dessert? Yes
It’s called balance
#bulk #belly #cuddlecushion
Will I calorie dumped with pizza and dessert? Yes
It’s called balance
#bulk #belly #cuddlecushion
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
smooth as titties and whiskey. Or whatever Chris Stapleton said
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
smooth as titties and whiskey. Or whatever Chris Stapleton said
If you like water, you already like 72% of me
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If you like water, you already like 72% of me
kinda fit kinda fat kinda like it
#thiccening
#thiccening
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
kinda fit kinda fat kinda like it
#thiccening
#thiccening
daylight charm or midnight goon: which one u takin’ home?
October 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
daylight charm or midnight goon: which one u takin’ home?
chasin’ appetizers not abs
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
chasin’ appetizers not abs
my hangry & horny face look da same. I’m waitin’ on food or foreplay, either way this flannel gittin’ messed up.
October 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
my hangry & horny face look da same. I’m waitin’ on food or foreplay, either way this flannel gittin’ messed up.
Thickening up — more muscle for the haul, more cushion for the cuddle
October 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Thickening up — more muscle for the haul, more cushion for the cuddle
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
October 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
October 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
who needs emotional support country boy
October 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
who needs emotional support country boy
If I’m looking at you, I’m flirting, please cooperate
September 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I’m looking at you, I’m flirting, please cooperate
I added a tongue prop to awaken your force
September 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I added a tongue prop to awaken your force