As a letter carrier, I do indeed have 'plainswalk'. I will walk on your lawn; I will deal commander damage; and I will give you your bills, checks, and trash.

Look at this precious lil dipshit

Feeling pretty radical left today. Might drink 10 IPA's, listen to Plastic Love, and decapitate a Shein customer with my bare hands.

Put some Bleu Cheese crumbles in my chunky campbells soup. Call me Gordon Fuckin Ramsey

My body is a machine that turns cold weather into gallons of piss.

New gay movie about a poker player's unrequited love for a cis person. Call it Chasing Straights.

I'm playing alotta Balatro

They call me "3.7L "Power-Tech" V6" the way I'm a cum bustin engine

Until the inevitable twink-death of the universe

I hate recovering from sickness because all I smell when I breathe is that Costco enchilada I ate like 3 days ago