Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
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Why did I buy all these embroidery supplies? I barely have time to sit on the toilet. My baby even slapped the bathroom door open on me today, this is my life now. One of these days I might actually draw something. Not today or tomorrow, some day.
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Why did I buy all these embroidery supplies? I barely have time to sit on the toilet. My baby even slapped the bathroom door open on me today, this is my life now. One of these days I might actually draw something. Not today or tomorrow, some day.
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
So many people took this long to realize a shitty show is shitty? Stranger Things is the Taylor Swift of tv shows, how are you all figuring this all out in 2025
December 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
So many people took this long to realize a shitty show is shitty? Stranger Things is the Taylor Swift of tv shows, how are you all figuring this all out in 2025
Praise the lord, I did not get an Etsy customer bugging me this Christmas. I owe it all to my all-time low sales! Thank you Trump tariffs?
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Praise the lord, I did not get an Etsy customer bugging me this Christmas. I owe it all to my all-time low sales! Thank you Trump tariffs?
Note to self: invent magic 8-ball where every answer is "you are gay"
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Note to self: invent magic 8-ball where every answer is "you are gay"
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I think I get it. Frankenstein movies are always meant to be bad
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I think I get it. Frankenstein movies are always meant to be bad
Nobody warned me how much babies kick your ass. My baby kicks my ass every day. He has a monster grip and he will fuck you up
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Nobody warned me how much babies kick your ass. My baby kicks my ass every day. He has a monster grip and he will fuck you up
I think I might be getting tired of horrific bodycam videos of cops discovering bodies in people's cars. Might watch a few more and give it a break
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I think I might be getting tired of horrific bodycam videos of cops discovering bodies in people's cars. Might watch a few more and give it a break
Alien Earth succeeds at having the xenomorph look like a guy in a suit more than any other Alien movie, and that's the most it succeeds at
November 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Alien Earth succeeds at having the xenomorph look like a guy in a suit more than any other Alien movie, and that's the most it succeeds at
What I think of Uber's coupon codes only valid for convenience stores
a man in a blue suit is kneeling down next to a dog in front of a brown car .
ALT: a man in a blue suit is kneeling down next to a dog in front of a brown car .
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
What I think of Uber's coupon codes only valid for convenience stores
I've been training my IG algorithm to keep feeding me Stephen Hawking AI vids and no regrets. My favourite one is him ruining fresh concrete on a family's driveway and he says "it's a free country I can do what I want"
October 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I've been training my IG algorithm to keep feeding me Stephen Hawking AI vids and no regrets. My favourite one is him ruining fresh concrete on a family's driveway and he says "it's a free country I can do what I want"
All my favourite accounts are still on twitter 😮💨
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
All my favourite accounts are still on twitter 😮💨
I'm so damn tired of the downtempo remix of an old hit song in a movie trailer, MAKE IT STOP
October 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm so damn tired of the downtempo remix of an old hit song in a movie trailer, MAKE IT STOP
I take back only some of my statements against AI technology after seeing an AI video of Stephen Hawking tearing up a half pipe in his wheelchair
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I take back only some of my statements against AI technology after seeing an AI video of Stephen Hawking tearing up a half pipe in his wheelchair
Something's wrong with you if you like crinkle cut fries. Soggy ass bitches
September 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Something's wrong with you if you like crinkle cut fries. Soggy ass bitches
Eating an ice cream cone like a tasmanian devil to make my son laugh
September 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Eating an ice cream cone like a tasmanian devil to make my son laugh
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Wow that's crazy
September 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Wow that's crazy
Spent labour day taking care of my little dude being sick for the first time. Despite coughing, sneezing, and crying, he still gave me some smiles. He's such a lil champion ♥️
September 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Spent labour day taking care of my little dude being sick for the first time. Despite coughing, sneezing, and crying, he still gave me some smiles. He's such a lil champion ♥️
I hoped reading r/qanoncasualties would provide me some insight but I'm just as lost. I wish you could hire a psychiatrist like a hitman and put a hit out on a loved one, shoot them with a blow dart with antipsychotics. I have no other ideas.
September 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I hoped reading r/qanoncasualties would provide me some insight but I'm just as lost. I wish you could hire a psychiatrist like a hitman and put a hit out on a loved one, shoot them with a blow dart with antipsychotics. I have no other ideas.
People who say they don't like cheesecake, well I just feel sorry for them
August 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
People who say they don't like cheesecake, well I just feel sorry for them
Me and meatbun son are going swimming today ❤️
July 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Me and meatbun son are going swimming today ❤️
I won the baby lottery with my lil guy, he's so chill and easygoing, just wants to snuggle and eat and fart and nap on my chest. He's sleeping 5 hours every night and goes back to sleep after a feed and diaper change. We listened to Metallica this morning while I cleaned up. I love Mr Goober ❤️
July 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I won the baby lottery with my lil guy, he's so chill and easygoing, just wants to snuggle and eat and fart and nap on my chest. He's sleeping 5 hours every night and goes back to sleep after a feed and diaper change. We listened to Metallica this morning while I cleaned up. I love Mr Goober ❤️
I wish I could go back to last week when my life felt perfect. I wish I could take a break from this grief of the living I'm experiencing right now. My heart hurts.
June 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I wish I could go back to last week when my life felt perfect. I wish I could take a break from this grief of the living I'm experiencing right now. My heart hurts.