Matthew Petty🚮
@muteboy.bsky.social
PRINTS FOR SALE>https://linktr.ee/muteboy72 white cis UK chap in Dubai UAE. Married to LA woman, father 8.9yo twins. He/him.
Did my Santa act at the school Winter Festival yesterday. Sat in grotto, did a schtick with every kid, took photos, got hugs & high5s, sweated my ass off, & I think I've contracted something from one of the little darlings
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Did my Santa act at the school Winter Festival yesterday. Sat in grotto, did a schtick with every kid, took photos, got hugs & high5s, sweated my ass off, & I think I've contracted something from one of the little darlings
Heres the winning team, me in the middle. You can see my brain bulging out like I'm the Mekon
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Heres the winning team, me in the middle. You can see my brain bulging out like I'm the Mekon
We won! 69 points!
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We won! 69 points!
Second one was a toss up with this
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Second one was a toss up with this
I just sent these photos to an Etsy seller. Excited to receive my ugly pillows
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I just sent these photos to an Etsy seller. Excited to receive my ugly pillows
Met Roscoe the large Italian Greyhound this evening
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Met Roscoe the large Italian Greyhound this evening
Leonard update: snoring (sound on)
October 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Leonard update: snoring (sound on)
Leonard says night night
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Leonard says night night
A local DIY shop has this mecha made of tool boxes and stuff. Don't know if it can do DIY. I guess if the MechaToolbox does it for you it's not DIY
October 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
A local DIY shop has this mecha made of tool boxes and stuff. Don't know if it can do DIY. I guess if the MechaToolbox does it for you it's not DIY
Ramona watches Leonard play on the carpet, wondering who the hell he thinks he is
October 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ramona watches Leonard play on the carpet, wondering who the hell he thinks he is
Ramona (top) and Leonard update
October 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ramona (top) and Leonard update
Ramona & Leonard update: they run & play, R swats & hisses, they look out the window together, L wants chicken
September 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ramona & Leonard update: they run & play, R swats & hisses, they look out the window together, L wants chicken
Ramona is not enjoying having Leonard the new cat around, but here she is going mental with his vaccine book.
September 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Ramona is not enjoying having Leonard the new cat around, but here she is going mental with his vaccine book.
Nice little reference to THX1138 here, the scene especially with the conversation between Lucas and Burtt
May 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Nice little reference to THX1138 here, the scene especially with the conversation between Lucas and Burtt
Which cutesy twee laser cut plywood model should I buy? The carousel that goes round? The light-up Ferris Wheel? Or the fully functional AK47?
April 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Which cutesy twee laser cut plywood model should I buy? The carousel that goes round? The light-up Ferris Wheel? Or the fully functional AK47?
Harley Quinn wants my bacon roll
January 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Harley Quinn wants my bacon roll
We call this the"Halloween Stretch" cos it looks like this
December 20, 2024 at 5:29 AM
We call this the"Halloween Stretch" cos it looks like this
Just had one of those flashes of "what was that thing I had in about 1982?". Glad to announce, I found the tape recorder used on my ZX81 and ZX Spectrum+:
December 8, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Just had one of those flashes of "what was that thing I had in about 1982?". Glad to announce, I found the tape recorder used on my ZX81 and ZX Spectrum+:
Old photo editing effort. Going for a cross between the video for Stakker Humanoid and a Front 242 cover
December 5, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Old photo editing effort. Going for a cross between the video for Stakker Humanoid and a Front 242 cover
I was raised in these streets
November 19, 2024 at 8:40 AM
I was raised in these streets
