Matthias Bergmann; friendly neighborhood ANTI-FASCIST 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
@muttgoalie1909.bsky.social
He/him, trans man, writer, artist, aro/ace gay nerd w/AuDHD 🖤💛 Diehard, long-suffering Borussia Dortmund fan/Azzurri supporter. 🇮🇹 💙 Leftist, anti-fascist
Republicans stab you in the chest; Democrats stab you in the back
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Republicans stab you in the chest; Democrats stab you in the back
Just had that happen to me, too 😂
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just had that happen to me, too 😂
Welp, time to break out that copy of "My Immortal" that I have sitting on my computer for just this sort of thing 😈
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Welp, time to break out that copy of "My Immortal" that I have sitting on my computer for just this sort of thing 😈
We don't fucking count because the Dems hate us as much as the GOP does 🙃
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We don't fucking count because the Dems hate us as much as the GOP does 🙃
She needs to sue the everloving FUCK out of DHS if she miscarries. I guarantee someone would take that case pro bono
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
She needs to sue the everloving FUCK out of DHS if she miscarries. I guarantee someone would take that case pro bono
Republicans passing a law allowing them to molest children. Not surprising coming from the pro-pedo president party
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Republicans passing a law allowing them to molest children. Not surprising coming from the pro-pedo president party
Maybe because nobody cares about the wife of a dead terrorist and a professional butt-kisser of a genocidal government 😂
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Maybe because nobody cares about the wife of a dead terrorist and a professional butt-kisser of a genocidal government 😂
Humans aren't out of ideas; we're out of time and energy as our jobs work us to the bone and leave us burned out, while tech bros who never have to work a day in their lives pour billions into AI to replace the few creative jobs that are left. There, fixed it for you
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Humans aren't out of ideas; we're out of time and energy as our jobs work us to the bone and leave us burned out, while tech bros who never have to work a day in their lives pour billions into AI to replace the few creative jobs that are left. There, fixed it for you
The world doesn't need a fucking "idea machine"; just give HUMANS the time and resources to flourish, instead of outsourcing "creativity" to a plagiarism machine that generates the most soulless shit off of the knowledge of humans whose ideas it STOLE
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The world doesn't need a fucking "idea machine"; just give HUMANS the time and resources to flourish, instead of outsourcing "creativity" to a plagiarism machine that generates the most soulless shit off of the knowledge of humans whose ideas it STOLE
That just makes it even funnier 😂
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
That just makes it even funnier 😂
That woman is a glutton for punishment
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
That woman is a glutton for punishment
The character design was clearly Nazi Barbie, and she nailed it
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The character design was clearly Nazi Barbie, and she nailed it
Nah, you're not crazy; that's happened a few times now 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nah, you're not crazy; that's happened a few times now 🙃
It's because they want to fucking do it. Welcome to Nazi America
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
It's because they want to fucking do it. Welcome to Nazi America
Mutts are the best kind of cat. I mean, just look at this gorgeous mutt
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Mutts are the best kind of cat. I mean, just look at this gorgeous mutt
Hopefully their trigger fingers get frostbitten
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hopefully their trigger fingers get frostbitten
@schumer.senate.gov RESIGN, you spineless, complicit old fuck
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
@schumer.senate.gov RESIGN, you spineless, complicit old fuck
In other news, Walt Disney Co, who has sued daycares for painting Mickey Mouse on the walls, is now going to let talentless AI hacks rape their intellectual property with no guardrails. OK 🙃
December 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
In other news, Walt Disney Co, who has sued daycares for painting Mickey Mouse on the walls, is now going to let talentless AI hacks rape their intellectual property with no guardrails. OK 🙃
Got a list of those tracks? 👀
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Got a list of those tracks? 👀
This is the same Disney that sues daycares for painting Mickey and Minnie Mouse on their walls. Anything to cater to AI, I guess 💀
December 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This is the same Disney that sues daycares for painting Mickey and Minnie Mouse on their walls. Anything to cater to AI, I guess 💀
Hope that man goes into hiding until this Trump madness is over; it wouldn't surprise me if that orange asshole just has Garcia shot dead next, since he's so hellbent on destroying this one man's life
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hope that man goes into hiding until this Trump madness is over; it wouldn't surprise me if that orange asshole just has Garcia shot dead next, since he's so hellbent on destroying this one man's life
So I guess fuck all those disabled kids, right? 🤦♂️
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
So I guess fuck all those disabled kids, right? 🤦♂️
Fucking Starlight Tours, American Edition
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fucking Starlight Tours, American Edition