Mason Veilleux
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Mason Veilleux
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Econometrician working the data engineering mines. Born-again Bayesian.

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All I’m saying is there is Grave Digger, Sonuva Digger, and everyone else.
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Toddler is fully immersed in trains. Can’t stop saying “choo choo”. Train toys in hand at all times. Hours long videos called “Steam Train Galore 7”. Mike Armstrong is now a household name. ‘Wheels on the Bus’ is now ‘Wheels on the Train’…
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
You aren’t microwaving your food with a wet paper towel enough. You should be moist-maxing.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Any ideas on how I could get sponsored by Lululemon? Asking for a friend.
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Big night for the neighborhood raccoons
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What happened to that 6-year old Indian kid whose dad was making him run ultra-marathons?
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You need at least 3 birds to be bird-maxing.
You need to be bird-maxing.
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You need to be bird-maxing.
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Someone should re-write React in Rust. That’s why all of these websites are so slow.
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I am saying all of this because I’m getting a tattoo of my employer’s logo on my face.
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I like the Max Crosby approach to employee-employer relations. Just get a bunch of Raiders tattoos so you don’t get canned. You can’t fire a guy who’s got your company logo on his arm.
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
What is the tech equivalent of getting face tattoos? Obviously the only profession for a tattooed face is a rapper, so what is the same for tech?
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I should get face tattoos
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Stuffing done, roasted veggies done, I’m locked in boys
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
You should be micro-managing your partner in the kitchen more
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
worried i might be drawing this christmas tree too sexy
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Just so you all are aware I’ve upgraded my software. I’m now what some call “football dad”. I like to talk about the game last night and share my favorite highlights for the week.

You’ll hear me say things like Colts are looking good this year” and “that holding penalty was bogus”.
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Too many sports statistics. Too few sports models.
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The average stovetop burger paddy is better than the grilled paddy. No lies.
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I ran a load of laundry on sanitize and ruined “the cozy clothes” and now I think my wife wants me to commit seppuku?
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The airport vehicles yearn for the streets.
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Imagine a front end that also asks you to enter your email whenever you make an edit.
October 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
JavaScript is the backend of my frontend
October 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
PowerBI is the only front end you need actually.
October 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Is anyone going to re-create 538? I’m surprised there hasn’t been anyone willing to fill that gap.
September 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM