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Michael Avilés
@mwaviles.bsky.social
Dad/Teacher/Runner/Dad
“In a world, with a frozen space cow …”

“DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYES / DONT WANNA FALL ASLEEP / CAUSE I MISS YOU COW”
January 18, 2026 at 11:24 PM
This picture contains 3 colors.
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Do you want Hurts
January 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Ah yes the Classic AI tell where a Steelers fan has all their teeth.
January 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
You mean to tell me the podcast network what makes all the radio shows that consume my adult life are making a new store what I can use to throw them some bones for various wares and vendíbles is that what the heck you’re telling me.
January 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
You also said resorts in the Dominican Republic are pretty nice. BRB, buying stock in resorts.
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
“All press is good press.” - some famous dude, and me, who loves Plante.
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sure he can. It’s how he garners interest in his zine/website/RSS feed or whatever the heck it is.
December 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Nice disguise, cop.
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Pretty weird way to celebrate cinco de mayo.
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is actually good - in my own personal Triple Click Prediction List, I predicted Kirk would praise something and then Jason would call him out. I still have hope “Kirk turns one more thing into three more things” happens!
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Definitely a leap year.
December 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Parkour Studies Study Buddies
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I mean, it sure beats nothing but Hokey Pokey dances.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My 7 year old is pretty obsessed with Lego city undercover. He also enjoys Minecraft (offline only), breath of the wild, and super Mario odyssey.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
What are you, a cop?
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My man, Spord is right there, calling out to you.
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
YO Philly meet up for fans of Ranged Touch?!
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We demolished that dumbass robot. These jokers stand no chance.
October 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Drew I’m at my mom moms house in Mayfair and the birds lost and I’m so mad I nearly broke her commemorative Bernie parent ofrenda are we cooked now or what?
October 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The thing that always seemed like a barrier to entry re: the failure pile in a sadness bowl was that cumbersome “using a spoon” nonsense.
September 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Never stop writing, Maddy!
September 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I still miss the late 90s aesthetic of “this piece of electronics is kind of see through” and I may be alone in that but this is a hill I’ll die on.
September 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM