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Michael Waynick
@mwaynick.bsky.social
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Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 49m
Tomorrow's wacky B-Carr post: "I left my scrotum in El Segundo, I got to get it, I got, got to get it."
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 12h
The face of American fascism:
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 16h
Best thing about being MAGA: you still get to pretend you're a Christian but no longer have to pretend you're a good person.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 17h
Kristi Noem: The face of American fascism. (Zoom in at your own risk.)
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 18h
Best thing about being MAGA: you still get to pretend you're a Christian but no longer have to pretend you're a good person.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d
Isn't it past your bunker time?
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d
And now they'll never get to finish watching Shoah. Tragic.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d
Will Rogers: “I belong to no organized party; I am a Democrat.”
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d
Best thing about being MAGA: you still get to pretend you're a Christian but no longer have to pretend you're a good person.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d
Dammit I'd almost succeeded in forgetting about the ladybugs! Curses!
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d
Damned immigrants coming here and taking our jobs! /s
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d
Trump lies like he breathes. That is to say, he doesn't tell lies, he wheezes them.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 2d
Ben Shapiro complains about academic titles to distract you from the fact that he's Ben Shapiro.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 2d
BREAKING: The Epstein files have hung themselves in their cell. Guards said the apparent suicide occurred around one o'clock this morning. In accordance with the Epstein family's wishes, the remains have been cremated.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 2d
Stephen Miller always looks like a giant thumb with resting bitch face.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 2d
BREAKING: The Epstein files have hung themselves in their cell. Guards said the apparent suicide occurred around one o'clock this morning. In accordance with the Epstein family's wishes, the remains have been cremated.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 2d
Keep on rockin' in the True North!
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 3d
Best thing about being MAGA: you still get to pretend you're a Christian but no longer have to pretend you're a good person.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 4d
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 4d
He's the opposite of someone with imposter syndrome -- he's deeply unqualified but he tells himself he's qualified. In short, he's an actual imposter.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 4d
Was there some kind of classified ad in all the papers?

WANTED: The worst sub-human ghouls on earth.
Obscene pay, luxurious benefits, and all the blood you can drink.
Resume and references to: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 4d
"I have crossed oceans of time to give you this delicious donut."
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 4d
Trumpism is infectious gangrene, and it's rapidly spreading around the world. Prognosis: grim.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 4d
I know Sartre said, "Hell is other people," but I really didn't think there'd be so damned many of them.
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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 4d
I know Sartre said, "Hell is other people," but I really didn't think there'd be so damned many of them.
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