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Dooley
@mwdooley.bsky.social
Middle school librarian by day. Author of twisty crime books evenings and weekends.
South Bay, CA

Links: https://linktr.ee/mwdooley
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"You've captured the epic grandeur of the American West."
-Pete Hutter in the late great The Adventures of Briscoe County Jr.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Anything?
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Managed a few good jump scares Friday. Turned off the lights in the library. Stood about 5 feet inside the door. Waited for students to walk by.
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The head of security at the Louvre
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Turned off the lights in the library. Stood about six foot in from the open door during passing period. Got a couple of good jump scares in.
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Don't want to brag, but got a couple of jump scares standing in the dark library about 6 feet inside the door during break.

#Halloween #SchoolLibraries #SchoolLibrarians #Library
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
For those of a certain age.
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Uncle Sam has a *lot* of questions to answer.
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Uncle Sam better watch his back!
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
John Kruk (Phillies), smoking, confronted by a woman during spring training.
"You should be ashamed of yourself. You're an athlete."
“I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Yeah, Ray was a smart dude. You know, except for crossing Paul Crewe and the Mean machine.
October 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The Train (1964)

Lancaster at his NAZI busting best doing it for modern art.
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sunset. Sonoma California coast. November.
October 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bedknobs and Breakfasts

I'm counting it. That's breakfast in bed.
October 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
See a tuxedo - post a tuxedo

We've called you here to discuss your treating performance.
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
For those of a certain age
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The patches are fantastic and the inspiration for my costume this year. I'm thinking the theme song will be "Born to Read Wilde."
Wrote a book about a portrait
Whose subject never aged
The painting decomposed
Somewhere off the stage

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to read Wilde
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Johnson declared himself a royalist today....
October 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My vote is we start calling those who oppose "No kings" the silk stocking, gold lame, royalists.
October 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
October 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
May be time to reboot the Oregon Ungreeting Cards.
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Nostra-Hogan. They even got the uniform correct.

All apologies to John Banner.
October 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It finally hit me where I've seen this guy before.
October 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM