Mike tha Bike
@mwookie.bsky.social
Life is a twisty road.
The only way to negotiate the curves is to stay woke.
The only way to negotiate the curves is to stay woke.
Don't get too warm and fuzzy about MAGA infighting... it's just the ones who don't think trump is cruel or heartless enough.
We just need a bigger plunger to flush ALL the MAGA down the shitter.
We just need a bigger plunger to flush ALL the MAGA down the shitter.
December 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Don't get too warm and fuzzy about MAGA infighting... it's just the ones who don't think trump is cruel or heartless enough.
We just need a bigger plunger to flush ALL the MAGA down the shitter.
We just need a bigger plunger to flush ALL the MAGA down the shitter.
We now live in a time where we read the news every morning, and think, "JEEZUS, what an asshole!"
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We now live in a time where we read the news every morning, and think, "JEEZUS, what an asshole!"
Be of good cheer- in about 5 billion years, our sun will swell to a red giant, pretty much wiping out everything with trump's name on it.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Be of good cheer- in about 5 billion years, our sun will swell to a red giant, pretty much wiping out everything with trump's name on it.
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How old do you think she is?
December 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
How old do you think she is?
Um... Mickey? Can we talk?
December 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Um... Mickey? Can we talk?
Before anyone claims that the Bondi attack proves that gun control doesn't work, remember, the last mass shooting in Australia was almost 30 years ago.
Not 30 days, like the USA.
Not 30 days, like the USA.
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Before anyone claims that the Bondi attack proves that gun control doesn't work, remember, the last mass shooting in Australia was almost 30 years ago.
Not 30 days, like the USA.
Not 30 days, like the USA.
I don't want trump's name on anything other than my toilet bowl.
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don't want trump's name on anything other than my toilet bowl.
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“Do you support ICE?”
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
December 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“Do you support ICE?”
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
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So, they are paying back the debt? They are square with the peoples house? People’s money? Our 💰💰
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
So, they are paying back the debt? They are square with the peoples house? People’s money? Our 💰💰
Be honest... did you reeeally think you were going to see an unredacted copy of the Epstein files? Really?
December 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Be honest... did you reeeally think you were going to see an unredacted copy of the Epstein files? Really?
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Happy Friday, here's some of my favorites!
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@chaserbaybe.bsky.social
@abbarsha.bsky.social
@janejune.bsky.social
@carly71.bsky.social
@sugarbear76.bsky.social
@atoth99.bsky.social
@hopeful66.bsky.social
@jazchaz.bsky.social
@staffanbroman.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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your first mistake was thinking he was ever a human being
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
your first mistake was thinking he was ever a human being
You know you're in Canada when...
December 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You know you're in Canada when...
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THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT 💡 Just sayin! 💃
He's so narcissistic he thinks we'll be even more sad about his demise. I really wish he'd fake his own death to see how we'll really react.
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT 💡 Just sayin! 💃
LISTEN UP, EVERYONE:
Take a moment,
take a breath,
stop thinking about the orange turdball,
just think about your favorite scene from "The Princess Bride".
Take a moment,
take a breath,
stop thinking about the orange turdball,
just think about your favorite scene from "The Princess Bride".
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
LISTEN UP, EVERYONE:
Take a moment,
take a breath,
stop thinking about the orange turdball,
just think about your favorite scene from "The Princess Bride".
Take a moment,
take a breath,
stop thinking about the orange turdball,
just think about your favorite scene from "The Princess Bride".
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“Donny, come dance with Mommy for eternity. It’s like Palm Beach down here, only hotter.”
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“Donny, come dance with Mommy for eternity. It’s like Palm Beach down here, only hotter.”
Nice to see MTG is back on her meds.
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Nice to see MTG is back on her meds.