My son’s hidden talent is breaking things that don’t normally break.

Conversations on the way to the airport this morning included having to tell Craig that a pony is not, in fact, a baby horse.

Child 2
Version 3.11.0
-now able to dress himself

Future update to include buckling his own seatbelt.

Btw… from now on I will be posting child development stages for my kids as software updates. Most people probably won’t think it’s funny, but I do.

There should be another grocery in the same shopping center as Trader Joe’s so you can pop by real quick and get what they didn’t have.

If you shop at Trader Joe’s on the weekend, there is no time to sit and check calories and ingredients. It’s grab and go, baby, grab and go.

Cousin!!!!

𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬

Marty Biagi has been named Football Scoop’s 2024 Special Teams Coordinator of the Year. The Irish averaged 19.6 yards per kickoff return, 39.5 yards per punt, and had a total of 6 blocked punts in 2024.

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With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

Raising a boy has got to be the weirdest thing I’ve ever done.

FRIDAY NIGHT TIME TO PARTAAAHAHAHA! Just kidding. I’m in my 30s and have been in bed since 9:00.