I can't do a low carb, low fat diet. Carbs and fats are my bread and butter!
June 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I can't do a low carb, low fat diet. Carbs and fats are my bread and butter!
After the 3rd monkey fell off the bed, the doctor really should have called monkey CPS
March 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
After the 3rd monkey fell off the bed, the doctor really should have called monkey CPS
Whenever you have an embarrassing moment in private and think thank goodness no one saw that, just know it got uploaded to the 5th dimensional equivalent of a FailArmy Best Human Fails of Galactic Year 60 compilation.
March 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Whenever you have an embarrassing moment in private and think thank goodness no one saw that, just know it got uploaded to the 5th dimensional equivalent of a FailArmy Best Human Fails of Galactic Year 60 compilation.
Unexpected upside of a UTI is that Azo piss is my favorite color 🧡💛
March 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Unexpected upside of a UTI is that Azo piss is my favorite color 🧡💛
Pink Pony Club goes ON 👏 the anti-fascist playlist💅
March 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Pink Pony Club goes ON 👏 the anti-fascist playlist💅
If you become suicidal from the government banning SSRIs, consider taking a politician or billionaire with you.
February 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you become suicidal from the government banning SSRIs, consider taking a politician or billionaire with you.
Restaurant water always tastes like someone almost put a lemon in it.
February 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Restaurant water always tastes like someone almost put a lemon in it.
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Everyday, it somehow gets worse. www.sltrib.com/news/politic...
Nazi flags can fly in Utah schools, but not pride flags, GOP lawmaker says
A new bill would allow for Nazi and Confederate flags to be displayed in Utah schools and government buildings, but pride flags would be banned.
www.sltrib.com
February 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Everyday, it somehow gets worse. www.sltrib.com/news/politic...
I want to wear the flag to disrespect the flag code, but people will just think I'm patriotic :(
February 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I want to wear the flag to disrespect the flag code, but people will just think I'm patriotic :(
How do people drown their kids in the bathtub? I can barely get my toddler to wash her hair.
February 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
How do people drown their kids in the bathtub? I can barely get my toddler to wash her hair.
Ohio is not very gozaimasu
February 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ohio is not very gozaimasu
I'm just yes-and-ing life so hard right now. A literal Nazi took over the government? Cool. I'm going to have toast for breakfast.
February 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm just yes-and-ing life so hard right now. A literal Nazi took over the government? Cool. I'm going to have toast for breakfast.
I'm afraid I'm so mentally stable right now, if someome with anxiety asked me for advice, I'd tell them to just stop worrying. I literally just like, choose not to be upset about things. It's wild.
February 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm afraid I'm so mentally stable right now, if someome with anxiety asked me for advice, I'd tell them to just stop worrying. I literally just like, choose not to be upset about things. It's wild.
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One of the first things Hitler did was destroy and burn trans research at the Institute of Sexology.
Trump has spent the past couple weeks systematically attempting to erase any trans related information that he has power over.
Just for context, you know.
Trump has spent the past couple weeks systematically attempting to erase any trans related information that he has power over.
Just for context, you know.
February 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
One of the first things Hitler did was destroy and burn trans research at the Institute of Sexology.
Trump has spent the past couple weeks systematically attempting to erase any trans related information that he has power over.
Just for context, you know.
Trump has spent the past couple weeks systematically attempting to erase any trans related information that he has power over.
Just for context, you know.
Trans person with paranoid schizophrenia: I think we might need to up my dose. I feel like the government is conspiring to get me to kill myself.
Psychiatrist: Sorry, but that's actually a really accurate assessment of reality.
Psychiatrist: Sorry, but that's actually a really accurate assessment of reality.
February 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Trans person with paranoid schizophrenia: I think we might need to up my dose. I feel like the government is conspiring to get me to kill myself.
Psychiatrist: Sorry, but that's actually a really accurate assessment of reality.
Psychiatrist: Sorry, but that's actually a really accurate assessment of reality.
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This is absolutely insane
Trying to hide research and science they don't like. Modern day book burning
Trying to hide research and science they don't like. Modern day book burning
BREAKING NEWS: CDC orders mass retraction and revision of submitted research across all science and medicine journals. Banned terms must be scrubbed.
Goes beyond MMWR +other CDC pubs. Applies to research already submitted to top medical journals.
Take a look.
open.substack.com/pub/insideme...
Goes beyond MMWR +other CDC pubs. Applies to research already submitted to top medical journals.
Take a look.
open.substack.com/pub/insideme...
BREAKING NEWS: CDC orders mass retraction and revision of submitted research across all science and medicine journals. Banned terms must be scrubbed.
Any unpublished manuscript mentioning certain topics, including gender and "LGBT," must be pulled or revised.
open.substack.com
February 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is absolutely insane
Trying to hide research and science they don't like. Modern day book burning
Trying to hide research and science they don't like. Modern day book burning
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Being a minority in America but also on SSRIs be like:
January 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Being a minority in America but also on SSRIs be like:
Watching TikTok this week feels like Unus Annus all over again.
January 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Watching TikTok this week feels like Unus Annus all over again.
Talking to 4 robots and 4 people in the span of an hour to know why my medication prescription was canceled makes me surprised it took this long for someone to get shot.
January 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Talking to 4 robots and 4 people in the span of an hour to know why my medication prescription was canceled makes me surprised it took this long for someone to get shot.
Mr. Beast created the Squid Games from the hit TV show "Don't create the Squid Games"
January 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Mr. Beast created the Squid Games from the hit TV show "Don't create the Squid Games"
I chose the girl scout closest to me. Thanks so much for an excuse to eat some sweets when I'm trying to lose weight.
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I chose the girl scout closest to me. Thanks so much for an excuse to eat some sweets when I'm trying to lose weight.
To be queer is to embrace nature and accept truth.
January 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
To be queer is to embrace nature and accept truth.
Every time I'm forced to reset a password or do two-step verification, I get the urge to go live in a unabomber shack.
January 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Every time I'm forced to reset a password or do two-step verification, I get the urge to go live in a unabomber shack.