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myalthandle.bsky.social
An obvious alt account
@myalthandle.bsky.social
880 followers 89 following 62 posts
Yeah, it's me. You can tell by my tattoos. But I'm gonna barely hide my face and you're gonna pretend you haven't already seen my big dick when we run into each other out at a bar or whatever. That's the social contract

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myalthandle.bsky.social
This isn't going to turn into one of those accounts where I, like, see which pasta shape feels the best to fuck or whatever, but a friend and I were being horny and silly
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
myalthandle.bsky.social
Uh oh, my hot delivery driver is almost here. Better put on clothes...
Me in a Nasty Pig shredder and grey shorts that very clearly show off my cock and balls
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
myalthandle.bsky.social
I need two guys to come over. One of them sucks my dick while the other one reads me a bedtime story, and then they switch back and forth like exquisite corpse
It's nighttime. I'm sleepy on the couch but my hard dick is out. I don't wanna brag but it looks real pretty, and eminently suckable
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
myalthandle.bsky.social
My heart is light but my cock is heavy
Naked bathroom mirror selfie, I'm soft but that can change if you tell me I'm a good boy
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
myalthandle.bsky.social
I only fuck guys who vote correctly, though
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
myalthandle.bsky.social
Thanks, I made it myself
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
myalthandle.bsky.social
What's up?
It's my butt, up in the air, on the bed. You can't see *hole* exactly, but you can see the idea of it. I'm wearing that Coyote matching harness, sock, jock combo that all the gays like so much, in red
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 AM
myalthandle.bsky.social
Trying to take a pic for the apps that conveys I have:

1) a pair of linen pants
2) a stuffed octopus
3) a big hard cock
It's me. I've got a pair of white linen pants on, there's a stuffed octopus in the background, and my dick is hard, sticking out to the left, as it often does when it's hard in pants
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM