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Mye Falcone
@myefalcone.bsky.social
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Writer · Satirist · Burnt-toast apologist.
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Substack (for the singed and unhinged): detritusarchive.substack.com
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Mye Falcone @myefalcone.bsky.social · 2d
#satire #humor #myeohmye
A close-up photo of Trump outdoors wearing his signature dark suit, white shirt, and red tie. He is mid-conversation with another person (Mitch McConnell?) whose back is toward the camera. His eyes are closed, and his light-colored hair is being dramatically lifted by the wind, exposing parts of his scalp. The background suggests a public or event setting.
myefalcone.bsky.social
Trump Mobile: $100 deposits, no phones, “Made in USA” quietly deleted. Possibly hundreds of thousands collected. Less telecom innovation, more demonstration of how to convert kowtowing loyalty into liquid assets.

www.reuters.com/business/med...
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
We’ve seen this film before: marketed as “curbing communism at the border,” starring pink-slime journalism, propaganda, and a foreign despot conveniently cast as national security.

From Reagan’s cabinet to present day, that cautionary tale now holds office.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...?
Venezuela accuses US of using ‘narco-terrorism’ allegations to justify ‘regime change’
Venezuelan group known as Cartel of the Suns designated as terrorist organization despite doubts over its existence
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
New piece in time for Turkey Day.

Fictional news. Political satire. Social absurdities rendered with Onion-level pitch and Falcone-level damage.

detritusarchive.substack.com/p/jesse-watt...
Jesse Watters' Parents Allow Conditional Thanksgiving Attendance
More excited for party favors than their own kid
detritusarchive.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
#fictitiousperson #humor #satire
A light-skinned adult man with curly hair sits holding a teddy bear, looking tired and distant. He has a child's pacifier in his mouth. His expression is blank and emotionally disconnected.
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
myefalcone.bsky.social
Alabama literates celebrate proximal and long-term sanguinity.

#notparody #dougjonesforgovernor
Former Senator Doug Jones in dark suit and tie smiling in a well-lit room.
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
A federal judge ruled that the prosecutor, Lindsey Halligan, was improperly appointed—therefore had no lawful authority to bring the charges. Essentially wrong signature, bad outcome.

Sometimes, the most powerful motion isn’t dismissal; it’s incompetent appointments.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/p...
Federal judge dismisses indictments against Letitia James and James Comey, saying Lindsey Halligan appointment was unlawful | CNN Politics
A federal judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James on Monday.
www.cnn.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
Filed three noise complaints—one against daylight humidity.

His post received zero likes and one restraining order.
myefalcone.bsky.social Mye Falcone @myefalcone.bsky.social · 1d
Gated community theater now in molt flavor.
#satire #humor #plumagepolity
A fluffy white crested chicken stands in a garden setting; its long feathery plumage covers most of its face. Bright flowers in pink, orange, and purple blur softly in the background.
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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If Trump’s plan goes through, Obamacare subsidies would end for people making above roughly $109K (single). Many would be effectively priced out.

The plan doesn’t cancel your coverage—it just makes it unaffordable enough that you might cancel it yourself.

www.politico.com/newsletters/...
Trump’s Obamacare move blindsides conservatives
The White House is poised to propose a two-year extension of Obamacare subsidies with new limits on eligibility.
www.politico.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
New satire piece: detritusarchive.substack.com/p/festive-ar...

Think Dorothy Parker trapped inside a Weather Channel segment written by Paul Krassner and narrated by a wistful Billy Collins. Then—

rigorously brush with palate cleanser afterwards.
Festive Artifacts, Broadcast Barometers, and the Department of Domestic Sugar
Future issues will offer insulin spikes and salt-free remorse
detritusarchive.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
Somewhere, a pastor just changed my WiFi password to "blatant antagonist."

#humor #satire #myeohmye
A squirrel standing upright on the ground outdoors—its front paws are tight against its chest. The background shows green plants, grass, and fallen leaves.
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
myefalcone.bsky.social
Gated community theater now in molt flavor.
#satire #humor #plumagepolity
A fluffy white crested chicken stands in a garden setting; its long feathery plumage covers most of its face. Bright flowers in pink, orange, and purple blur softly in the background.
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
America: where you can slash the FBI budget in the morning, then order a SWAT escort for your girlfriend’s anthem gig by noon.

Audit folder or scrapbook—what are we calling it this season?

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...
Patel Under Scrutiny for Use of SWAT Teams to Protect His Girlfriend
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Coffee because sometimes you’re awake most of the night mourning Democracy. #Resist
National Womens March
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Bring a friend.
Be peaceful bc the felon is looking for a way to ban all protests.
1.18.2025
Sign that reads coffee bc crack is bad for you w female drinking coffee
November 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
This isn’t health care reform—it’s McCain’s 2008 voucher idea wrapped in a bad hairpiece. A trivial band-aid for open-heart surgery, packaged in slogans about “freedom.”

www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
Trump's Obamacare fix: Send consumers money, not insurance companies
President Donald Trump and Republicans want to send money directly to consumers instead of Obamacare health insurance companies.
www.usatoday.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reposted by Mye Falcone
myefalcone.bsky.social
#satire #humor #myeohmye
A close-up photo of Trump outdoors wearing his signature dark suit, white shirt, and red tie. He is mid-conversation with another person (Mitch McConnell?) whose back is toward the camera. His eyes are closed, and his light-colored hair is being dramatically lifted by the wind, exposing parts of his scalp. The background suggests a public or event setting.
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
#satire #humor #myeohmye
A close-up photo of Trump outdoors wearing his signature dark suit, white shirt, and red tie. He is mid-conversation with another person (Mitch McConnell?) whose back is toward the camera. His eyes are closed, and his light-colored hair is being dramatically lifted by the wind, exposing parts of his scalp. The background suggests a public or event setting.
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
There’s a reason the Senate’s GOP hawks are livid: a capitulation so sweeping it rewards aggression and undermines alliance.

Democracy doesn’t acquiesce—it refuses to outsource merit to power.
Senate GOP’s Russia hawks push back on Trump’s Ukraine ultimatum
Sens. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and Roger Wicker (R-Miss.) are urging patience.
www.politico.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
New political satire piece on Substack:
substack.com/profile/4163...

Madge will endure—but only satirically.
Mye Falcone (@detritusarchive)
Calibration complete. Tinnitus remains guarded.
substack.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
#democracyinpractice #serviceoverspectacle
Black-and-white photo of FDR in a suit, seated and turned slightly to the side. He holds a cigarette holder in one hand and appears to be in conversation. The setting looks formal and dignified.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
myefalcone.bsky.social
#satire #humor
A reindeer is standing inside a dark wooden cabin and looking out through an open rectangular doorway. Only its head, antlers, and upper body are visible. The cabin is made of rough, stacked logs. The lighting is natural, and the reindeer appears calm, facing forward.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
No additional briefing or toner was provided.
Attorney Lindsey Halligan wearing a light-colored outfit speaks outdoors into a microphone. Her hair is long and loose. The background is blurred greenery and fencing.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
myefalcone.bsky.social
Handlers were advised to use caution, then Rogaine.
#politicalsatire #humor
Close-up photo of a hairless cat showing bared teeth, with deep wrinkles around its forehead and muzzle. The cat appears to be hissing or vocalizing. Human hands are gently holding the cat around its shoulders. Background is blurred, likely indoors.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
Mediation will now be handled by QAnon and Jesus (immigrant).
#politicalsatire #humor
Side-by-side images of Trump and Marjorie Taylor-Greene.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
myefalcone.bsky.social
By the alleyway of NATO and Kelly Blue Book...
A formal outdoor ceremony with Zelenskyy and Macron standing in front of a fighter jet. One holds a blue folder with a Ukrainian emblem while the other holds a red document with French crest. Military personnel stand in formation behind them.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
myefalcone.bsky.social
Handshake weight: 4 pounds gold, 2 tons criminal.
#politicalsatire #humor
Trump and Saudi Prime Minister in formal attire smiling and shaking hands in a White House room with bedizened gold décor.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM