The Regulator
@myfriendmike.bsky.social
Already all ready - Hoops, Horticulture, Leisure
I will counter your hoops ignorance with a nuanced opinion and gutting quips. I'm not sorry.
I will counter your hoops ignorance with a nuanced opinion and gutting quips. I'm not sorry.
This is the perfect visual representation of what we're doing to ourselves with tech and ai. Ggs!
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is the perfect visual representation of what we're doing to ourselves with tech and ai. Ggs!
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"Fake house plants are stolen valor" - Pablo Torre
Funniest take I've heard in ages. lmfao
Funniest take I've heard in ages. lmfao
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Fake house plants are stolen valor" - Pablo Torre
Funniest take I've heard in ages. lmfao
Funniest take I've heard in ages. lmfao
You should have taken AJ Brown!
a cartoon with cn written on the bottom of the screen
ALT: a cartoon with cn written on the bottom of the screen
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You should have taken AJ Brown!
Sold my soul for a AJ Brown tuddy
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sold my soul for a AJ Brown tuddy
I'm late on getting this into the ether but Desmond Bane is a fraud, fake tough guy and acting like he's going to be the keystone piece that'll solve the magic is hilarious. PS, He looks like SpongeBob w/ the inflatable arms!
spongebob squarepants is flexing his muscles in a cartoon while standing on top of a hill .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is flexing his muscles in a cartoon while standing on top of a hill .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm late on getting this into the ether but Desmond Bane is a fraud, fake tough guy and acting like he's going to be the keystone piece that'll solve the magic is hilarious. PS, He looks like SpongeBob w/ the inflatable arms!
I've been to Chauncey Billions house and he did not lure me into any poker games fwiw
October 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I've been to Chauncey Billions house and he did not lure me into any poker games fwiw
I'm looking around the room like...This shit is too easy?
October 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm looking around the room like...This shit is too easy?
Dabbo sold his modest southerner, God fearin soul to the devil to dunk on bill bellichek
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Dabbo sold his modest southerner, God fearin soul to the devil to dunk on bill bellichek
Phantom upside-down-PEN pains.
September 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Phantom upside-down-PEN pains.
I'm sure Ballmer grabbed the testes of the guy next to him when the Kawhi report dropped
September 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm sure Ballmer grabbed the testes of the guy next to him when the Kawhi report dropped
When I mute yall, I imagine that I'm in the safari using a tribal tranquilizer dart and bamboo to schleep a mf
September 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
When I mute yall, I imagine that I'm in the safari using a tribal tranquilizer dart and bamboo to schleep a mf
Let the record reflect that this Kawhi bullshit is a monumental failure. They lied and cheated, wanted to quit the bubble, and the Lakers won despite clear sabotage the summer prior. Media constantly shits on AD for being injury prone Yet kawhi the broken down cheater skates by... Interestingggg
If this is true (and sure seems likely given all the dots that connect perfectly), Kawhi should never play in the #NBA again. @michaelvpina.bsky.social thoughts? #nbasky
apple.news/AXpusYTSXRmu...
apple.news/AXpusYTSXRmu...
Inside Kawhi Leonard’s bizarre list of secret demands from Raptors and how they line up with the alleged Clippers deal
During 2019 contract talks, Leonard's camp wanted a trade for Paul George, shares in the Maple Leafs and at least $10 million a year in no-show sponsorship income.
apple.news
September 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Let the record reflect that this Kawhi bullshit is a monumental failure. They lied and cheated, wanted to quit the bubble, and the Lakers won despite clear sabotage the summer prior. Media constantly shits on AD for being injury prone Yet kawhi the broken down cheater skates by... Interestingggg
Jpegmafia, a grown man who goes by "Peggy" claims artists like Earl and The Alchemist are boring. Meanwhile, he's got to tour with Linkin park as an opener to get any play. OKAY Peggy, you bitch. Making shit that most people hate isn't artsy! It's dogshit!
September 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Jpegmafia, a grown man who goes by "Peggy" claims artists like Earl and The Alchemist are boring. Meanwhile, he's got to tour with Linkin park as an opener to get any play. OKAY Peggy, you bitch. Making shit that most people hate isn't artsy! It's dogshit!
White people think having anti-maga in their profile absolves them of saying and doing dumb shit sad 📉📉📉
August 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
White people think having anti-maga in their profile absolves them of saying and doing dumb shit sad 📉📉📉
Heard in the wild at Lowe's btw open.spotify.com/track/6Od6Yi...
I'm Gonna Give You Respect
Marvin Gaye · You're The Man (Expanded Edition) · Song · 2019
open.spotify.com
August 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Heard in the wild at Lowe's btw open.spotify.com/track/6Od6Yi...
** *********?
Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"
August 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
** *********?
Bananas Foster milkshake, I'm certain my haters just caught a chill
August 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Bananas Foster milkshake, I'm certain my haters just caught a chill
Portland is teeming with the bill Simmons lesbian archetype
a close up of a man 's face with a r logo in the background
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media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Portland is teeming with the bill Simmons lesbian archetype
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Y'all mind if I post up in this dappled light?
August 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Y'all mind if I post up in this dappled light?
Google! Play God is Perfect by Freddie Gibbs!
July 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Google! Play God is Perfect by Freddie Gibbs!
Mount Rushmore
open.spotify.com/track/7kXEra...
open.spotify.com/track/7kXEra...
Kinda Like a Big Deal (feat. Kanye West)
Clipse, Kanye West · Til The Casket Drops · Song · 2009
open.spotify.com
July 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Mount Rushmore
open.spotify.com/track/7kXEra...
open.spotify.com/track/7kXEra...
LORD FORGIVE ME FOR GRIM SPITTIN
July 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
LORD FORGIVE ME FOR GRIM SPITTIN