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Sorry, parallelograms are hot commodities.
March 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sorry, parallelograms are hot commodities.
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October 21, 2024 at 7:18 AM
i’m a filter-feeder at heart 🐋
February 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i’m a filter-feeder at heart 🐋
forcefem-ing timothee chalamet
February 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
forcefem-ing timothee chalamet
who needs big pharma when you got onions?
February 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
who needs big pharma when you got onions?
i’m sorry to be affiliated with your fart at all
January 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i’m sorry to be affiliated with your fart at all
where there’s a will, there’s a gangbang
January 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
where there’s a will, there’s a gangbang
their economy is supplied by ignorance
January 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
their economy is supplied by ignorance
You can only fit so many toads in your hole.
January 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You can only fit so many toads in your hole.
jesus aint gonna save you, you ate doritos locos tacos
January 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
jesus aint gonna save you, you ate doritos locos tacos
lucifer is like unions
January 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
lucifer is like unions
ass too fat to go back in the closet
January 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
ass too fat to go back in the closet
those hammers dont taste right
January 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
those hammers dont taste right
they sure don’t make haunch like they used to
January 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
they sure don’t make haunch like they used to
take pity on me, fish
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
take pity on me, fish
doctors’ appointments dont make you feel anything. full house? THAT makes you feel something
January 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
doctors’ appointments dont make you feel anything. full house? THAT makes you feel something
are governments just cults?
January 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
are governments just cults?
i try not to eat babies
January 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i try not to eat babies
skibidi says: polyamory!
January 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
skibidi says: polyamory!
yolo is a two-way street
January 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
yolo is a two-way street
that’s not an allergy, that’s mustard gas
January 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
that’s not an allergy, that’s mustard gas
this and some privilege?
January 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
this and some privilege?
wiser words have never been mumbled
January 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
wiser words have never been mumbled
january is the season of flat reindeers
January 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
january is the season of flat reindeers