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Saint Slippage
@mykesmith.bsky.social
Spiritual leader of Saint Slippage Capital. Futures market enthusiast. Lover of finance chat, island views and poolside margs. #FinSky #SPX
Yeeeeesss, think about all the amazing opportunities out there to earn far less $$ and physically work 3x harder than your previous life as a Senior Data Analyst or SVP of Managing Things.

#PeterNavarro
#FinSky #Tariffs
Peter Navarro: "In an age of AI when all the white collar jobs are going away pretty damn quick, I think maybe it's a good time for people to think about having good blue collar jobs ... give tariffs a chance, because they're working"
December 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
TAE Technologies:

1) Never completed a power plant
2) Never reported a profit
3) 50% #TMTG share dilution
4) Eats pizza with a fork

www.cnbc.com/2025/12/18/t...

#StockMarket
#SPX #QQQ
Trump Media announces $6 billion merger with fusion company TAE Technologies; DJT stock soars 25%
Trump Media and Technology Group announced a merger agreement with fusion power company TAE Technologies valued at more than $6 billion.
www.cnbc.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
0.002% – College Athletes
0.001% – Recent Olympians

#FoxNews
#MAGAnomics
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Reposted by Saint Slippage
This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
AI has upgraded Jesus. Even with "in-app purchases" digital Christ is far more affordable than a physical church (10% of yearly earnings). The Lord has never been more cost effective and 24/7 available to his customer base. Amen.

@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
#PersonalFinance 📉
#FinancialPlanning 📈
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Dude told ya'll that he could murder people and never serve a day in jail. Impressive flex.

#Covid #RFK #MRNA
#OperationWarpSpeed
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Future Tom Lee predictions:

8,700 / $SPX 2027
9,700 / $SPX 2028
10,700 / $SPX 2029

#StockMarket
#FinSky #QQQ
S&P 500 will soar to 7,700 next year, says Tom Lee 🚨📈🥳
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
And was promptly charged a $300 "vomit" fee.

$GOOG
#Alphabet
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Make inverse Direxion funds great again!

#SPX #ES_F
#StockMarket
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The fact that many churches still encourage their customers to avoid cremation will keep margins thicc and and forward guidance juicy.

$MATW $SCI
#Measles #RFK
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Step 5 is unsolicited financial advice if you dabble in steps 1-4.

#DJT #SPX
#PSQH #RUM
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Degenerate bubbles are awesome, for short-selling.

#FinSky
#QQQ #SPX
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Pee-wee as Himself" (HBO)
➜ recommend.

#Hollywood
#LosAngeles
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Crude oil currently stable. Continuing to add in the sub $60 zone.

100% chance of some political cult leader out there fvcking something up at some point. Profit accordingly.

#FinSky #SPX
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
– Recessionary environment
– Unemployment elevated
– Bills + debt building up
– Need cash now!!

Starting to believe Americans are opening their RobinHood apps and liquidating crypto holdings to make ends meet.

@kairyssdal.bsky.social
#FinSky #SPX #QQQ #BTC
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Physical $GLD destroying virtual $GLD.

#FinSky #BTC
#SPX #QQQ
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
End of year performance reviews are gonna be brutal.

#FederalReserve
Trump on Jerome Powell: "I'd love to fire his ass. He should be fired. The only thing Scott [Bessent] is blowing it on is the Fed. The rates are too high, Scott. And if you don't get it fixed fast, I'm going to fire your ass."
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
60 handles up.
60 handles down.
You spin me right round.

#FinSky
#SPX #QQQ
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Higher lows + lower highs. Only one side will get a new yacht when this is over.

#FinSky #NVDA
#SPX #QQQ
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Diamond hands, have gone soft.

#FinSky #QQQ
$DJT $TMTG
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
All price channels eventually fail.

#FinSky
#QQQ #SPX
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Smooth Rock Steel Panther" has billboards now?

#Hollywood
#LosAngeles
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Call the law offices of Larry H Parker, they'll fight for you.

#DJT #TMTG
#FinSky #QQQ
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
When was the last time somebody did a health check on Angelyne?
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"We don't need your stupid ACA healthcare programs. Hospitals are already legally required to accept non-insured medical emergencies, so SUCK IT DemonRats."

#MAGA (Nov, 2025)
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM