which is fun to be clear. but if you worry that their posts have shown you the true face of [redacted] you will be very surprised in a week lol

baby it is written in an indecipherably vague way because it is a gossip page. the “”””source”””” has a funny name because it is some rando’s instagram acct. we are not going to be able to divine its true meaning because someone made it up!

we had a complete failure of the peach crop in bc last year so no one’s eaten a good one in fully two years

And of course the most important thing about all sports, which is that everything that ever happens is about at least four other things at the same time

Thank god I’m leaving at the end of the summer bc your girl is burnt to a gd crisp

up to a YEAR before crossing back to the pre-disaster emotional state. and I’ve been going nearly nonstop for like multiple years at a stretch because there’s always some other disaster lurking when we get through response to the one before

it was this chart: images.app.goo.gl/Ewy6kr9prxpc...

This is so tough, I’m thinking of you and sending best of luck 🫂

Oh a mood

about the broader area, it doesn’t rain EVERY day

Ok this is true

I will not be watching the reality tv show about them as I learned my lesson in 2014 from the v/m show aka The Worst Thing I Have Ever Put In My Eyeballs

So far thus has mostly consisted of us going “wow fast” and then she tells me some horrifying biographical fact about a driver and I reiterate that his dad should be in jail

this took three days lol