Honestly, Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social is exactly the kind of honest, driven, competitive, confident & petty I aspire to be on a daily basis. 👏👏

Telling a woman to calm down = Telling a man he’s being annoying

Got an oil stain on your favorite item of clothing?

Fix it by dunking the whole item in oil.

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Spending time with my old man. Neither of us talk much, but it’s important to spend these moments while you can. I’ll regret all these missed moments when he’s gone, just like with mum

Just landed in Calgary. Skin and lips immediately dry AF. No such thing as humidity here. Now where’s my lotion?

Currently experiencing a Baader-Meinhof phenomenon with the term “Vaporwave”. Anyone else?

I often think about all the games of Words with Friends that my mum was in the middle of before she passed. Games that will never be finished. She loved that game, it brought her so much joy. I miss you Ma 💔

Is adulthood just an ongoing series of older people telling slightly younger people “You’re still young, you have time”?

Me: *saves file to computer*
OneDrive: Ok, Saved!
Me: Where?
OneDrive: …I don’t know

The word ‘Queue’ must hold the world record for the most number of useless letters