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Honestly, Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social is exactly the kind of honest, driven, competitive, confident & petty I aspire to be on a daily basis. 👏👏
April 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Telling a woman to calm down = Telling a man he’s being annoying
March 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Got an oil stain on your favorite item of clothing?

Fix it by dunking the whole item in oil.

Follow me for more laundry tips
March 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Spending time with my old man. Neither of us talk much, but it’s important to spend these moments while you can. I’ll regret all these missed moments when he’s gone, just like with mum
March 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just landed in Calgary. Skin and lips immediately dry AF. No such thing as humidity here. Now where’s my lotion?
March 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Currently experiencing a Baader-Meinhof phenomenon with the term “Vaporwave”. Anyone else?
March 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I often think about all the games of Words with Friends that my mum was in the middle of before she passed. Games that will never be finished. She loved that game, it brought her so much joy. I miss you Ma 💔
March 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Is adulthood just an ongoing series of older people telling slightly younger people “You’re still young, you have time”?
March 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Me: *saves file to computer*
OneDrive: Ok, Saved!
Me: Where?
OneDrive: …I don’t know
March 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The word ‘Queue’ must hold the world record for the most number of useless letters
March 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM