mynameisatlas
@mynameisatlas.bsky.social
cultural queer jet-setting commentary for the modern woman
I mourn the softness burned away by the sword of masculinity. The black smoke of green branches sting my eyes
December 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I mourn the softness burned away by the sword of masculinity. The black smoke of green branches sting my eyes
Insta moving DMs to the bottom of the screen violates the Geneva Conventions actually
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Insta moving DMs to the bottom of the screen violates the Geneva Conventions actually
Woke M&Ms have returned🫡
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Woke M&Ms have returned🫡
"Holy guacamole" is so tired. It's time for "Sacred salsa"
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Holy guacamole" is so tired. It's time for "Sacred salsa"
just lost a sbelling pee :(
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
just lost a sbelling pee :(
DEI: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
DEI: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Have YOU gotten your limited-edition Monopoly-green variant vinyl of The Life of a Capitalist yet?
October 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Have YOU gotten your limited-edition Monopoly-green variant vinyl of The Life of a Capitalist yet?
Cause of death: unskippable fucking YouTube ads
September 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Cause of death: unskippable fucking YouTube ads
Spirit Halloween is violently colonizing our native Joann Fabrics
September 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Spirit Halloween is violently colonizing our native Joann Fabrics
"you know how to ball i know aristotle" has a nice RING to it
August 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"you know how to ball i know aristotle" has a nice RING to it
Jack Schlossberg's Magic Earring Ken crashout is on a never-before-seen level of hotness
July 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Jack Schlossberg's Magic Earring Ken crashout is on a never-before-seen level of hotness
The difference between being sympathetic and being a sympathizer is the only distinction that matters. What will you see reflected off the broken glass?
June 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The difference between being sympathetic and being a sympathizer is the only distinction that matters. What will you see reflected off the broken glass?
There is some serious bad energy in the air when you're the only person sitting in a Dunkin
June 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There is some serious bad energy in the air when you're the only person sitting in a Dunkin
The upcoming 92nd annual Hunger Games will officially be set inside of LAX Airport. Mayor Bass joins us live to comment on the tributes' socioeconomic status going into the games...
June 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The upcoming 92nd annual Hunger Games will officially be set inside of LAX Airport. Mayor Bass joins us live to comment on the tributes' socioeconomic status going into the games...
I'm gonna put the diva in divorce
May 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm gonna put the diva in divorce
Catholicism seems like a great gig. Get away with anything if☝️you repent :)
May 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Catholicism seems like a great gig. Get away with anything if☝️you repent :)
Gonna legally change my name to Noncitizen Voter and see what happens
April 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Gonna legally change my name to Noncitizen Voter and see what happens
Some of you bitches need to put on noise-cancelling headphones and let Minecraft - Volume Alpha by C418 wash away your sins
April 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Some of you bitches need to put on noise-cancelling headphones and let Minecraft - Volume Alpha by C418 wash away your sins
And wecome back to the six o'clock weather, tomorrow's forecast shows a 97% chance of a crashout, followed by partly-delusional ranting and occasional headaches for everyone involved
April 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
And wecome back to the six o'clock weather, tomorrow's forecast shows a 97% chance of a crashout, followed by partly-delusional ranting and occasional headaches for everyone involved
Tr*mp's Republicans are more concerned with who's considered a criminal than who's actually broken the law. It's that simple.
March 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Tr*mp's Republicans are more concerned with who's considered a criminal than who's actually broken the law. It's that simple.
I think we should say "good morning" when people have a gay awakening
March 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I think we should say "good morning" when people have a gay awakening
🎶Girls just wanna have fun🎵damental rights🎶
March 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
🎶Girls just wanna have fun🎵damental rights🎶
If your dog weighs less than 25 pounds, I will be putting it in the overhead bin.
March 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If your dog weighs less than 25 pounds, I will be putting it in the overhead bin.
I'm part of the underground resistance. My department specifically piles on more waste, fraud, & abuse
March 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm part of the underground resistance. My department specifically piles on more waste, fraud, & abuse